Vanessa

@nessaraptor

Editor, writer, professional book-shelver. Belongs in the fifth circle of hell, is of a melancholic humor, and loves rats, cats and things with tiny heartbeats.

Southern California
Joined June 2009

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  2. Doing my best to write but I feel like a cat on a keyboard. Gee this laptop is warm

  3. if potatoes played sports & had to be shirts and skins would that mean half would put shirts on & the other half would just be embarrassed?

  4. "Does he actually mean 'maybe' when he makes this assertion of fact?" --thing a lot of lyricists are evidently concerned people are thinking

  5. L.A. council OKs law limiting homeless people's belongings to what can fit in a trash bin

  6. homestuck

  7. LRT: people for whom the world makes more sense if campaign staff sat & came up with the idea to train a bird, than if the bird was random

  8. New Starbucks in Pershing Square?

  9. If you make a mistake, let’s say driving the wrong way on a one way street, don’t make matters worse by trying to...

  10. did you see them. did you see all the people clap for me bird

  11. I hadn't had my rat out with me bc stress. my dad suggested I do so before her med time. Stress levels plummeted! 👌🐁

  12. We know how to stop the epidemic of lead poisoning. So why aren’t we?

  13. and I are on our way to our rally in Seattle at Safeco Field. Meet us there:

  14. Apparently the decapitated dog nearby was a not-decapitated raccoon?? Ok.

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