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    Jan 31

    Y’all REFUSE to be a safe haven for your children on some “the real world won’t coddle them” bullshit. Of course it won’t, that’s why they need to learn what love looks like so they can recognize when they’re being treated badly. Don’t normalize pain and disappointment.

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    Jan 30

    cats r so good....they are like “my ears are triangles! i have no responsibilities! meow meow!!”

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    A majority of our seniors get most of their income from Social Security—less than $1,500 a month, on average. Washington lobbyists can spend that in one night on a fancy dinner! Tell me why we can give billionaires tax breaks but can't afford to expand Social Security.

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    This is the richest country in the history of the world. We can afford to guarantee health care and education for all our people. What we need is the political will.

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    Jan 31

    inventing a bumper sticker that’s just a mirror so if your fucking brights are in my eyes they’ll be in your eyes too

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    Jan 31

    woman on the train just clutched her whole foods baguette so tightly when i sat down next to her you’d think i was jean valjean

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    You know how strong you gotta be to tie a jean jacket like that?

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    Jan 31

    Cats are bad at playing games.

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    Jan 30

    my boyfriend was recording me from across the gym tonight & a guy saw and politely approached me to make sure I was aware someone was recording me & that i knew him and if not to make sure I was careful leaving the gym & that is exactly the energy I want to see from men in 2020👏🏼

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    The one on the bottom is 40 now and the one on top is 2. Happy Saturday.

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    In my humble opinion, a great nation is not judged by the number of billionaires or nuclear weapons it has. It is judged by how it treats the weakest and most vulnerable people amongst us.

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    Jan 31
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    Jan 30

    I really got finessed 😭

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    1 Nov 2018

    You may have heard that I said timothee chalamet's features were too sharp and deep-set to be considered classically handsome, and I'd like to set the record straight. I did, and I'll die on this hill

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    Jan 29

    Timothee Chalamet looks like a pointy italian shoe that was turned into a real boy by a witch's curse

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    what exactly is the argument against allowing felons to vote, are they all gonna get together and elect a pro-felonies candidate

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    at a dive bar in brooklyn & a woman just walked in with a dog on a leash, let it loose in the bar, and walked back out of the bar.

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    Jan 30
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    Jan 30

    hank hill has no ass and his wife's name is peggy. do you think it's because she lived up to her name and ran it into the ground

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