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We elected a president whose personal brand was bankrupting casinos, so...
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I mean we also elected one who's known for plagiarism and dementia
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The really sad thing it - she will probably be successful
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Unfortunately the dumbass things I’ve done in life have been so prosaic, It’s never occurred to me to leverage them to social media stardom.
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Imagine it working
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Ever seen the "Jackass" movies?
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"When I was a young child I was always jealous of what Ken had that Barbie didn't. Unmoving plastic hair like a helmet."
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I am waiting for a group of concerned citizens to build a brand based on preventing people from gluing up their heads in the name of cutting edge fashion.
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