*emergency happens* Ambulance: there in about 20 minutes Fire department: leave slightly before emergency occurs to beat traffic Police: arrive 6 hours late and shoot a bystander’s dog
Quickest fire department response I've ever seen.https://twitter.com/sup/status/1217521721072332802 …
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They're from PreFire. The whole PreCrime idea didn't work out, but the fire one is great.
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The fire station is a block away (I used to live around the corner.)
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I know, but they showed up seconds later. Maybe they were already leaving to respond to something else? Weird.
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In Capitalism, you wait for the Fire Department. In Socialism, the Fire Department waits for you.
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Psychic Fire Department 911 Operator: "911. No need to state your emergency, we already know and help is pulling up now."
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SOME SAY the arrival of the fire truck CAUSED the collapse WE'LL NEVER KNOW
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Unless they caused it. Big Fire Dept starts fires so they can put them out all the time, when they aren't putting cats into trees
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Controlled demolition
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Čini se da učitavanje traje već neko vrijeme.
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