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Lauren
@nekronurse
RN, sarcastic bitch, rockabilly lover and vintage enthusiast.
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I joined a gym today. I hurt in places I didn't know existed.
Disappointed that the whole state of California didn't fall into the ocean #EarthquakeWatch2014 #sodramatic #liberatecalifornia
Woke up with that god awful bound 2 Kanye West song stuck in my head. FML.
Who actually watches all these Ozark shows? Do we really give a fuck? I don't. No fucks given.
I want to eat all the jalapeños.
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Went and saw Big Sandy last night. Dunno why my camera looks like shit but we had a blast. #bigsandy… instagram.com/p/hHXyKik5AZ/
Totally into this album right now. There hasn't been a new record in quite some time that I want to… instagram.com/p/gkS8aAE5Li/
Went to the pumpkin patch with my sweetheart. Can't wait to carve them tomorrow #irememberhalloween #iwantyourskull
Don't bug me mom, I'm sleeping #bostonspaniel #dogsofinstagram #mollythewonderdog #itstheweekend… instagram.com/p/f70gPDE5G_/
There are 4 flies buzzing about my house. Die you bastard scum!
¡Los Pinché Doyers! Really guys? What the flying fuck? instagram.com/p/fokESnE5Do/
Power's out. Appropriate for my #666th picture #666 #brideofsatan #thedevilmademedoit #october… instagram.com/p/flyudSk5MD/
Or maybe it's cos I still look like I'm 12
The barista at Starbucks just called me kiddo. Guess I'm not as old as I think ☺
... And as I lay in bed I think "wow. Aveeno lotion really does last 24 hours!" Fuck I'm old.
Twitter was so much better when I was drunk and single and 23.
Happy 4th of July y'all! #fresyes #fresnosmooth #ilovelivinginthahood #merica instagram.com/p/bXvjz7E5P1/
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Awesome. I can't wait. 😕 #fresno #fresyes #whydidimovehere #itshot #noonecares instagram.com/p/aRyIzok5KA/
Just saw Matt Kemp gave Joshua Jones, a 19 y/o w terminal cancer his baseball jersey, shoes and signed ball. That melts my heart #dodgers
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Exciting Friday night in: watching Flea Market Flips 😊 haha
I know qtips are bad supposedly but I can't stand the feeling of wet ears after showering! Yuck! Is anyone else with me?
My grandparent's house is finally being sold next week. Naturally my whole family is upset about it… instagram.com/p/YzDUKmk5AK/
Humphrey Station, CA instagram.com/p/YvhtFJk5CG/
Went to my first real honky tonk tonight. Rad!!!
Welp. I have been up for a full 24 hours now. Bed I think i hear you calling my name...
My cat is currently smoking kitty crack cocaine 😾 fuck you cat go back to bed. #fuckyoucat #fuckyoucatgotosleep #playdead #insomniacs
what do old people tweet about?
Remember when I used to tweet?! Yeah me neither.
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We are 138.
Love parents who ignore other people's personal boundaries. Fuck off karate chopping trashy kids of Target.
Never get a kidney stone guys, this shit sucks donkey balls.
The last time I peed it was in my own toilet in 2012. Now it's 2013 and I'm at a bar. So weird. #HappyNewYear
I forgot just how fucking amazing danzig I is. #danzig
I got a gold pedicure for New Years. I felt it was the only time of year I could appropriately use bling without looking like Brooke Hogan.
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Kidney stones: totally fucking awesome.