Any sentence that starts with “Me and Carl Sagan” wins
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except for a grammar contest.
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Carl Sagan and I*
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Well, nobody is good at everything
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Sometimes the grammar has to be wrong to be right.
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That's deep
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I can feel the "uhm actually" flying off the screen
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Me: I’d like to watch a Jason Statham fight scene, please. YouTube: Got it. Only Jason Statham from now on. Me: What? No, I also like- YouTube: More Jason Statham. Me: But I- YouTube: There is no I in Jason Statham.
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Well actually movies are just moving pictures so technically my wife doesn't deserve custody of my kids
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Is your wife an unfit mother or...?
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She drives a 1999 Izuzu Oasis I'm pretty sure that speaks for itself!!
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