Luke and Obi-Wan walk into a Chinese restaurant. Ten minutes into the meal, Luke’s still having trouble with the chopsticks, dropping food everywhere. Obi-Wan finally snaps, “Use the forks, Luke.”
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You stole this joke.
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Doesn't matter this joke only exists in a simulation.
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You know, technically speaking, a date can’t really “be” with us, as it is only a marker for the passage of time fabricated by humans , and not an actual thing that can accompany us in any practical fashion.
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This is the finest trolling ever done in American history.
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Fun fact: Neil uses a mini lightsaber to keep me trimmed and in good shape
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Thanks. Does this mean May fifth is reserved for the Sith?
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It's the Revenge of the Fifth
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This year may the fifth falls on cinco de mayo
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Wow. Is that an aberration? When was the last time this occurred?
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To translate: last year
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