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Neil deGrasse Tyson
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New York City
haydenplanetarium.org/tyson/
Joined January 2009

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    Neil deGrasse Tyson‏Verified account @neiltyson Mar 23

    Sad banana.pic.twitter.com/ab07u9K19t

    8:30 AM - 23 Mar 2018
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    1,085 replies 5,543 retweets 40,131 likes
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      2. Scoop Jacobs ™️‏ @sammyjacobs Mar 23
        Replying to @neiltyson

        Bananas actually feel no emotion, so they are neither happy, sad, or even content. They just exist.

        10 replies 23 retweets 276 likes
      3. Neil deGrasse Tyson‏Verified account @neiltyson Mar 23
        Replying to @sammyjacobs

        My bananas have feelings.

        33 replies 159 retweets 1,304 likes
      4. candace lynn‏ @scotchsweetie Mar 23
        Replying to @neiltyson @sammyjacobs

        Bananas peelings count.

        3 replies 4 retweets 183 likes
      5. Ok Then, Bro‏ @Amylia80 Mar 23
        Replying to @scotchsweetie @neiltyson @sammyjacobs

        Puns & play on words for days!pic.twitter.com/FwrR8Z6mmS

        1 reply 3 retweets 81 likes
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      2. Dr. Steven Poop‏ @JoeyTheLink Mar 23
        Replying to @neiltyson

        Actually, science tells us that since bananas are fruits and have no brain or nervous system, they are incapable of feeling sadness. You’re welcome

        13 replies 6 retweets 249 likes
      3. Neil deGrasse Tyson‏Verified account @neiltyson Mar 23
        Replying to @JoeyTheLink

        I think bananas are actually berries.

        28 replies 37 retweets 819 likes
      4. Dr. Steven Poop‏ @JoeyTheLink Mar 23
        Replying to @neiltyson

        Actually, science tells us berries are in fact fruits

        2 replies 0 retweets 45 likes
      5. daBull21‏ @daBull21171 Mar 23
        Replying to @JoeyTheLink @neiltyson

        😄😂pic.twitter.com/Yg0kIxyF5B

        1 reply 0 retweets 21 likes
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      2. RVR 👊🏻‏ @VinRuocco Mar 23
        Replying to @neiltyson

        It’s Friday. Fun fact of the daypic.twitter.com/Y0YIYuOsOj

        2 replies 27 retweets 284 likes
      3. ςθμππλκ‏ @soumaknandi Mar 23
        Replying to @VinRuocco @neiltyson

        So each receipt is one lightminute long 😂😂😂

        0 replies 0 retweets 17 likes
      4. End of conversation
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      2. Lucas Rafael apenas isso nada mais‏ @LucasFaeru Mar 23
        Replying to @neiltyson

        This banana is not sad, sadness is a word people created to define a human state, eventually expanding it to animals. A banana can not feel sadness, therefore it's not sad.

        2 replies 1 retweet 34 likes
      3. jackson tucker‏ @jacksontucker01 Mar 23
        Replying to @LucasFaeru @neiltyson

        l bet you’re really fun at parties

        2 replies 0 retweets 54 likes
      4. Lucas Rafael apenas isso nada mais‏ @LucasFaeru Mar 23
        Replying to @jacksontucker01 @neiltyson

        I'm just as fun as Neil 🤣

        1 reply 0 retweets 13 likes
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      6. Lucas Rafael apenas isso nada mais‏ @LucasFaeru Mar 23
        Replying to @Keonyn @jacksontucker01 @neiltyson

        I'm gonna say it again, Neil loves to over explain everything and I was making a joke about that. If you didn't get it, you may be the one who's bad at parties.

        0 replies 0 retweets 3 likes
      7. End of conversation
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      2. Antonio Paris‏Verified account @AntonioParis Mar 23
        Replying to @neiltyson

        That is definitely a bad omen

        2 replies 1 retweet 50 likes
      3. John Peterson‏ @JohnnieCanuk Mar 23
        Replying to @AntonioParis @neiltyson

        Looks like Trump post Mulleur

        1 reply 0 retweets 6 likes
      4. Kamran‏ @Kamran85222111 Mar 23
        Replying to @JohnnieCanuk @AntonioParis @neiltyson

        Actually these days BANANAS are actually fake APPLES!

        0 replies 1 retweet 8 likes
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