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    Neil deGrasse Tyson‏Verified account @neiltyson 10 Dec 2017

    Neil deGrasse Tyson Retweeted Diane Turnshek

    Two scientists walk into a bar. “I’ll have H2O,” says the 1st. “I'll have H2O, too” says the 2nd. Bartender kicks them both out because they refused to buy a real drink.https://twitter.com/DianeTurnshek/status/939155156645699584 …

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    Diane Turnshek @DianeTurnshek
    Two scientists walk into a bar. "I'll have H2O," says the 1st. "I'll have H2O, too," says the 2nd. Bartender gives them water because he is able to distinguish the boundary tones that dictate the grammatical function of homonyms in coda position, as well as pragmatic context.
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      2. The Babahuck‏ @TylerHuckabee 10 Dec 2017
        Replying to @neiltyson

        Your bartender did not even stop to consider that they were both the designated drivers for their evening holiday parties. Incredibly insensitive and, possibly, a fireable offense.

        13 replies 15 retweets 506 likes
      3. Lori Glaspie‏ @PlanetaryKiwi 10 Dec 2017
        Replying to @TylerHuckabee @neiltyson

        Thank you! I DD all the time and I'm not a fan of the implication that I wouldn't be welcome in a bar for it!

        7 replies 0 retweets 43 likes
      4. Amrit Chase‏ @amritchase 10 Dec 2017
        Replying to @PlanetaryKiwi @TylerHuckabee @neiltyson

        You DD all the time? It's 2017... "@Uber uber uber everywhere (and @lyft too)

        2 replies 1 retweet 28 likes
      5. Lori Glaspie‏ @PlanetaryKiwi 10 Dec 2017
        Replying to @amritchase @TylerHuckabee and

        I'm free. Sorry for caring.

        3 replies 0 retweets 92 likes
      6. The Babahuck‏ @TylerHuckabee 10 Dec 2017
        Replying to @PlanetaryKiwi @amritchase and

        Thank you for caring! I have a stable income and Uber is *still* too expensive for me during surge pricing. We need DDs!

        4 replies 0 retweets 31 likes
      7. Rhiannon Corretto (Hall)‏ @RhiCorretto 10 Dec 2017
        Replying to @TylerHuckabee @PlanetaryKiwi and

        There are still many areas where Uber isn't available. No one should dismiss the validity of DDs! Plus, I often go out with friends when I've taken allergy meds and can't drink alcohol, so water or non-alcoholic drinks for me.

        3 replies 0 retweets 25 likes
      8. Allie‏ @Alliecat3575 10 Dec 2017
        Replying to @RhiCorretto @RhiannonHall47 and

        It always pisses me off when the 2 comp drinks don't include soda. Alcohol only.

        1 reply 0 retweets 4 likes
      9. Allie‏ @Alliecat3575 10 Dec 2017
        Replying to @Alliecat3575 @RhiannonHall47 and

        Also, I don't recommend drinking h2o2.

        1 reply 0 retweets 45 likes
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      2. I Blame the 90s‏ @iblamethe90s 10 Dec 2017
        Replying to @neiltyson

        I want 140 characters back.

        1 reply 0 retweets 0 likes
      3. Neil deGrasse Tyson‏Verified account @neiltyson 10 Dec 2017
        Replying to @iblamethe90s

        My tweet was 138 characters, FYI.

        6 replies 0 retweets 42 likes
      4. ブランドン‏ @forgifuzzbutt 10 Dec 2017
        Replying to @neiltyson @iblamethe90s

        What would it take for me to get a reply from Neil deBadass Tyson too?pic.twitter.com/tPi2qw60Xv

        0 replies 0 retweets 1 like
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      2. John‏ @masticatedaily 10 Dec 2017
        Replying to @neiltyson

        pic.twitter.com/nqyisI7m6b

        4 replies 38 retweets 502 likes
      3. tbkrazy‏ @tbkrazy2016 10 Dec 2017
        Replying to @masticatedaily @neiltyson

        Was gonna say something witty but NOTHING beats Supernova Neil! 😎😍

        0 replies 1 retweet 22 likes
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      2. Tha Missing Link !‏ @Messinjure 10 Dec 2017
        Replying to @neiltyson

        Bartender says " Water u 2 talking about" .

        1 reply 1 retweet 79 likes
      3. billydee‏ @billydee77654 10 Dec 2017
        Replying to @Messinjure @neiltyson

        Was Yoda the bartender?

        2 replies 2 retweets 14 likes
      4. Tha Missing Link !‏ @Messinjure 10 Dec 2017
        Replying to @billydee77654 @neiltyson

        Nope, it was his brother, Soda.

        4 replies 3 retweets 98 likes
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      1. Bill Rogers‏ @BillRogers20 10 Dec 2017
        Replying to @neiltyson

        A quantum physicist walks into a bar, and doesn't.

        0 replies 23 retweets 267 likes
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      2. Justin Giles‏ @jtgiles 10 Dec 2017
        Replying to @neiltyson

        Correction: Two scientists walk into a bar. “I’ll have H2O,” says the 1st. “I'll have H2O, too” says the 2nd. Bartender gives them both H2O in its solid state because they both now have bumps on their heads after walking into a bar.

        2 replies 21 retweets 250 likes
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