Your bartender did not even stop to consider that they were both the designated drivers for their evening holiday parties. Incredibly insensitive and, possibly, a fireable offense.
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Thank you! I DD all the time and I'm not a fan of the implication that I wouldn't be welcome in a bar for it!
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I'm free. Sorry for caring.
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Thank you for caring! I have a stable income and Uber is *still* too expensive for me during surge pricing. We need DDs!
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There are still many areas where Uber isn't available. No one should dismiss the validity of DDs! Plus, I often go out with friends when I've taken allergy meds and can't drink alcohol, so water or non-alcoholic drinks for me.
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It always pisses me off when the 2 comp drinks don't include soda. Alcohol only.
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Also, I don't recommend drinking h2o2.
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I want 140 characters back.
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My tweet was 138 characters, FYI.
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What would it take for me to get a reply from Neil deBadass Tyson too?pic.twitter.com/tPi2qw60Xv
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Was gonna say something witty but NOTHING beats Supernova Neil!

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Bartender says " Water u 2 talking about" .
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Was Yoda the bartender?
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Nope, it was his brother, Soda.
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A quantum physicist walks into a bar, and doesn't.
Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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Correction: Two scientists walk into a bar. “I’ll have H2O,” says the 1st. “I'll have H2O, too” says the 2nd. Bartender gives them both H2O in its solid state because they both now have bumps on their heads after walking into a bar.
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