Don’t tweet high, Neil. I’ve made this mistake before.
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Don't you pick on
@neiltyson or I will send you an envelope filled with glitter.

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I just reported you to the FBI for that threat.
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This man lost his mind soon after this incident took place.. he hasn't spoken a word in ten years.. it is rumored that the shiny substance can still be seen on his traumatized, expressionless face..pic.twitter.com/waXXVaPlpu
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Doctors say he was on his way to recovery until hearing the word "glitter" sent him into a psychosis ultimately leading to his current traumatized state. More to come on the 9 o clock segment.
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Attacking the doctors now?? I just reported you to HHS.
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Go for it. I'll just tell em you have a history of getting butthurt and reporting people. "It's all good. Just look in his chart, it's definitely a behavior."





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You wonder?? I was 100% sure you were an all-knowing being...
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You are one mile outside of Larry King town, pump the brakes buddy.
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That’s me getting kicked in the face so I’m gonna say no. They wouldn’t be impressed.pic.twitter.com/a20j0Hfgaw
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Ingrid, you're still doing more than a lot of folks can do. Looks pretty incredible to me, foot the head or no. And a karate sensei of mine used to say, "Even monkeys fall from trees." :-)
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For example. I can't reach my toes
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I can't reach Judge's toes either, so there you are.
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