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This is amazing lol
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Haha! I like "I cook with wine. Sometimes I even add it to the food." W.C
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"A woman drove me to drink and I didn't even have the decency to thank her." -WC
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“It only takes me 1 drink to get drunk. Unfortunately, I can never remember if it’s the 12th, or the 13th.” - W.C.Fields (allegedly)
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" Who's the lousy SOB who put Pineapple Juice in my Pineapple Juice"!! W.C. Fields on the "contents" of his on set Thermos being switched!
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"I'd rather have a bottle in front of me then a frontal lobotomy" - Tom Waites (and others)
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“Can’t trust water. Even a straight stick turns crooked in it.” Favorite W.C. Fields quote of all time.
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And again with the food and drink, the guy is obsessed!! Pears, pizza's apples, the guy is nuts





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He's no stranger to a fish supper that's for sure
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