Neil, cows have a much narrower range of stereo vision than humans and accordingly poor depth perception
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It would be astonishingly unlikely for a cow to aim at the correct place
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Someone would need to cowlibrate their instruments accordingly.
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If it comes back is it a... ...bovinemerang ?
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More like a Moo-merang!
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Wow... talk about a missed oppormoonity
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your pun game is positively bovine
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That’s 25023 miles per hour sir !
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Thanks, but I’m usually content with two, at most three, significant figures. Anything more tends to distract the reader.
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Sorry I stopped reading after the second, maybe third word. What?
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You didn’t listen in school, did you?
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Does my silly joke imply that?
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Yes. You stopped reading after a couple of words. You probably stopped listening after a few words.
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You cracked the case. Proud of you
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Someone doesn't get the joke
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When I played youth football I had a cut off no fear shirt that went under my shoulder pads
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I was still afraid of the Oklahoma drill. It didn’t work. Science can’t explain this
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Maybe because the shirt was cut off. Did you conduct an experiment with a full length shirt ?
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Full length shirt and football? The hell's wrong with you?
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Everyone knows No Fear shirts only prevent fear at full length. Cut them off and end up with non zero amounts of fear. It’s science.
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