The question is, do you do the math first, make an estimate, and repeat while tracking results in tally marks on the glass? #science
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I change the shape of my mouth while brushing with an electric toothbrush, because it sounds like a didgeridoo.
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But have you tried to slide them in perfect parabolas around the bathtub?
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Don't do it in the jail
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I sprawl under a tree in the damp grass, and watch the dappled shade through my eyelids.
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it’s just science, folks!
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I'm disappointed because I never learned how to do armpit farts.
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Rubber duckies make excellent soap-missile targets.
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It that a euphemism??
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Have to wonder if Trump will play that game in jail
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Those are for decoration only, Neil.pic.twitter.com/01d27Mm0A0
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astrophysicist during the day, actual little kid at night
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K. Love you, but WAY TMI
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Do you play with your boats in the bath?
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Dropping the soap a lot, eh?
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