Grow a beard, can hide many things under it
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Including nuclear launch codes?
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I can neither confirm nor deny the existence of ICBM or worse, IBM, beneath the facial follicles
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What the fuck
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There are no brothels that I am aware of under the beard though there is odd music playing from there if I wake during the night
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W h a t t h e f u c k m y d u d e
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Don't blame me, this account belongs to the Beard who is now writing in the third follicle
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Bro I'm a little confuzzled
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i still believe that if you swallow your gum it won't be digested for 7 years
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Behind your ear is a good spot.
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I'm gonna put my gum behind your ear
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I sometimes stick my tongue out at people on the phone during conference calls
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I hope you're not sticking it under the table...
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There's a place called the trash can
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I taught my 9 yr old son that 55378008 spells "BOOBLESS" when you turn the calculator upside-down
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In Don's hair. Never be seen again.
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How about just "I chew gum"?
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swallow it.....who has told you you can't chew gum as an adult, other than Oprah?
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She is also adamantly against tv in the bedroom.
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well she doesn't have children & ergo no need to escape! She does a lot of good.
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I don't have kids either but lounging in bed late @ night with tv is how i wind down.
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I won't give mine up either!
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