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    Neil deGrasse Tyson‏Verified account @neiltyson 17 May 2017

    I look for a place to put my gum that nobody will notice when I'm not supposed to be chewing it. #ExpressionsOfImmaturity

    11:45 AM - 17 May 2017
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      2. Bre Sta‏ @BreSta7 17 May 2017
        Replying to @neiltyson

        Grow a beard, can hide many things under it

        2 replies 0 retweets 14 likes
      3. MyHeroMacadamiaNuts‏ @Lost__Concept 17 May 2017
        Replying to @BreSta7 @neiltyson

        Including nuclear launch codes?

        1 reply 0 retweets 3 likes
      4. Bre Sta‏ @BreSta7 17 May 2017
        Replying to @Lost__Concept @neiltyson

        I can neither confirm nor deny the existence of ICBM or worse, IBM, beneath the facial follicles

        1 reply 1 retweet 8 likes
      5. MyHeroMacadamiaNuts‏ @Lost__Concept 17 May 2017
        Replying to @BreSta7 @neiltyson

        What the fuck

        1 reply 0 retweets 1 like
      6. Bre Sta‏ @BreSta7 17 May 2017
        Replying to @Lost__Concept @neiltyson

        There are no brothels that I am aware of under the beard though there is odd music playing from there if I wake during the night

        1 reply 0 retweets 0 likes
      7. MyHeroMacadamiaNuts‏ @Lost__Concept 17 May 2017
        Replying to @BreSta7 @neiltyson

        W h a t t h e f u c k m y d u d e

        1 reply 0 retweets 1 like
      8. Bre Sta‏ @BreSta7 17 May 2017
        Replying to @Lost__Concept @neiltyson

        Don't blame me, this account belongs to the Beard who is now writing in the third follicle

        1 reply 0 retweets 0 likes
      9. MyHeroMacadamiaNuts‏ @Lost__Concept 17 May 2017
        Replying to @BreSta7 @neiltyson

        Bro I'm a little confuzzled

        0 replies 0 retweets 0 likes
      10. End of conversation
      1. Make it stop!!!‏ @brit_ellison 17 May 2017
        Replying to @neiltyson

        i still believe that if you swallow your gum it won't be digested for 7 years #ExpressionsOfImmaturity

        0 replies 1 retweet 15 likes
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      2. John Duffill‏ @Parrotheadduff 17 May 2017
        Replying to @neiltyson

        Behind your ear is a good spot.

        1 reply 1 retweet 0 likes
      3. just Ron‏ @TheRonster21 17 May 2017
        Replying to @Parrotheadduff @neiltyson

        I'm gonna put my gum behind your ear

        0 replies 1 retweet 2 likes
      4. End of conversation
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      2. Lori Duvall‏ @fiercefern 17 May 2017
        Replying to @neiltyson

        I sometimes stick my tongue out at people on the phone during conference calls #ExpressionsOfImmaturity

        1 reply 0 retweets 11 likes
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      1. Lily‏ @avid_birder 17 May 2017
        Replying to @neiltyson

        I hope you're not sticking it under the table...

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      2. Tom Groyper‏ @SweepTheLeg84 17 May 2017
        Replying to @neiltyson

        There's a place called the trash can

        1 reply 0 retweets 4 likes
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      1. M Martin‏ @smmjdm 17 May 2017
        Replying to @neiltyson

        I taught my 9 yr old son that 55378008 spells "BOOBLESS" when you turn the calculator upside-down

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      1. 11CatsAgainstNazis‏ @landis_melinda 17 May 2017
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        In Don's hair. Never be seen again.

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      1. (((Dead-van Jacorpse)))‏ @esjacobs 17 May 2017
        Replying to @neiltyson

        How about just "I chew gum"?

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      2. LaraSeymour‏ @LaraLovesCrows 17 May 2017
        Replying to @neiltyson

        swallow it.....who has told you you can't chew gum as an adult, other than Oprah?

        1 reply 0 retweets 1 like
      3. Rebel Scum‏ @RebelScumTR8R 17 May 2017
        Replying to @LaraLovesCrows @neiltyson

        She is also adamantly against tv in the bedroom.

        1 reply 0 retweets 1 like
      4. LaraSeymour‏ @LaraLovesCrows 17 May 2017
        Replying to @RebelScumTR8R @neiltyson

        well she doesn't have children & ergo no need to escape! She does a lot of good.

        2 replies 0 retweets 0 likes
      5. Rebel Scum‏ @RebelScumTR8R 17 May 2017
        Replying to @LaraLovesCrows @neiltyson

        I don't have kids either but lounging in bed late @ night with tv is how i wind down.

        1 reply 0 retweets 0 likes
      6. LaraSeymour‏ @LaraLovesCrows 17 May 2017
        Replying to @RebelScumTR8R @neiltyson

        I won't give mine up either!

        0 replies 0 retweets 0 likes
      7. End of conversation

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