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    Neil deGrasse Tyson‏Verified account @neiltyson 17 May 2017

    I eat dessert first if the Host is foolish enough to set it on the table next to the main course. #ExpressionsOfImmaturity

    11:29 AM - 17 May 2017
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      1. Esther TheWonder Pig‏Verified account @EstherThePig 18 May 2017
        Replying to @neiltyson

        And if the host didnt put it out on the table, excuse yourself for the washroom and go search the fridge. You'll probably find it there.pic.twitter.com/m9CVNoWxKu

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      2. Rena Gross‏Verified account @rena_lea 17 May 2017
        Replying to @neiltyson

        Makes sense—appetizer and dessert are the best parts of the meal! #expressionsofimmaturity

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      1. Make it stop!!!‏ @brit_ellison 17 May 2017
        Replying to @neiltyson

        i cover my eyes at the sex scenes... well, for a second #ExpressionsOfImmaturity

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      1. Bill Edwards‏ @BEdwards_Star 17 May 2017
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        Me, too. Suppose a cataclysmic event halts the dinner party. If I've already enjoyed the dessert, I won't be AS annoyed by said event.

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      1. Ben Snyder‏ @BinThere711 17 May 2017
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        Never been the first person to like one of your tweets, what a day

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      1. #GunOwnersAgainstNRA emelle‏ @Showbiz_emelle 17 May 2017
        Replying to @neiltyson

        If dessert is worth breaking a "diet" for, it's worth eating first! #MakingAdultDecisions

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      2. Callie Bush‏ @calliembush 17 May 2017
        Replying to @neiltyson

        Life is short. Eat dessert first!

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      3. Puria Pezeshki‏ @puria1998 17 May 2017
        Replying to @calliembush @neiltyson

        Life is short. Only eat dessert.

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      1. Mykel Wagner‏ @mykelwagner 17 May 2017
        Replying to @neiltyson

        When given the option I will always choose a bendy straw over a classic straight straw #ExpressionsOfImmaturity

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      1. the peginator  😉‏ @Hardunk3nchud 17 May 2017
        Replying to @neiltyson

        This ensures you always have room for dessert

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      2. Conor Roberts‏ @conorroberts 17 May 2017
        Replying to @neiltyson @WinstonAldworth

        You could call it pressert.

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      3. Winston Aldworth‏ @WinstonAldworth 17 May 2017
        Replying to @conorroberts @neiltyson

        And when you have another helping after the main course, it's ressert.

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      2. Dave Peterson‏ @davepeterson 17 May 2017
        Replying to @neiltyson

        That sir, is the only benefit I know of being an adult.

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      2. Bruce Dugan‏ @bduganjr 17 May 2017
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        I had a cookie for breakfast I am literally just like @neiltyson in every way! The moon is a hoax btw

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      1. Grimm Leader‏ @GrimmLeader 17 May 2017
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        I'm the same way lol, I feel like I have 2 separate stomachs, one for sweets, then one for food.

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