And if the host didnt put it out on the table, excuse yourself for the washroom and go search the fridge. You'll probably find it there.pic.twitter.com/m9CVNoWxKu
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And if the host didnt put it out on the table, excuse yourself for the washroom and go search the fridge. You'll probably find it there.pic.twitter.com/m9CVNoWxKu
Makes sense—appetizer and dessert are the best parts of the meal! #expressionsofimmaturity
i cover my eyes at the sex scenes... well, for a second #ExpressionsOfImmaturity
Me, too. Suppose a cataclysmic event halts the dinner party. If I've already enjoyed the dessert, I won't be AS annoyed by said event.
Never been the first person to like one of your tweets, what a day
If dessert is worth breaking a "diet" for, it's worth eating first! #MakingAdultDecisions
Life is short. Eat dessert first!
Life is short. Only eat dessert.
When given the option I will always choose a bendy straw over a classic straight straw #ExpressionsOfImmaturity
This ensures you always have room for dessert
You could call it pressert.
And when you have another helping after the main course, it's ressert.
That sir, is the only benefit I know of being an adult.
I had a cookie for breakfast I am literally just like @neiltyson in every way! The moon is a hoax btw
I'm the same way lol, I feel like I have 2 separate stomachs, one for sweets, then one for food.
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