Argue with cats.
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@neiltyson eat dessert before dinner I would immediately assume he secretly knew an asteroid was about to destroy the earth.Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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You only live once --that we know of-- you might as well laugh while you can.pic.twitter.com/2fgyxqCAll
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Eat the Lucky Charms that I won't let my children eat.
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Froot Loops, but yeah.
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I am a 41 he old woman, proffessional, MA, can't resist saying "that's what she said" when the opportunity presents.
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Totally me!
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& if it doesn't quite fit, I will make it fit!
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That's what she said...
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I hide candy in the pots and pans so my husband will never find them.
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I thank my cats for taking their pills.
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I blame Bode. He named Uranus, and started a wave of immature jokery that has since dominated astronomy.
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At least you have an expected level of maturity. I basically have, do not die, as my only daily thing on the to do list.
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it's what keeps us young
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When you get to St. Louis this week, we have a 10 story slide for you to try at
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