But why are you capitalizing "Laser," "Vacuum Cleaners," "Humans" and "Cats"? A cat wouldn't capitalize those words.
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What words would a cat capitalize? Not trolling, I'm now genuinely contemplating this
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Cats can't spell so they would capitalize no words, therefore the statement remains valid.
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However, if we assume a cat can't write at all, then they can't write any un-capitalised letters either
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Certainly, therefore the validity of the statement remains.
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Validity may remain the same. Relevance has been diminished greatly tho.
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Counterpoint: Baby Boss has made $300 million.
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Except it's Boss Baby. I'm embarassed to correct you on this point. Is there an emoji for expressing this emotion? ;)
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Finally someone corrects me.
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In France it's really Baby Boss. I'm embarrassed to tell that too.
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Yeah, but how many cats with a pre-existing condition would vote for Trump?
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Only the cats who think Obamacare & the ACA are two different forms of health care.
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Humans domesticated dogs. Cats domesticated humans.
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Does that mean that cats domesticated dogs by the transitive property?
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they must have. My dog cowers in front of all our cats. Such a wimp.
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Can you blame them? Poor pupper is outnumbered lol
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Humans (large numbers of) believe a magical sky wizard created everything and will punish them randomly for breaking rules he changes often
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Cats know that they are the only divine beings.
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Yikes! When I saw a cat trained to climb on and use a 'regulation sized' toilet thought I'd seen it all Don't let him fall into enemy hands.
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Hilarious! lol

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It's always the last place you look....'Killer pu**y' was jus' too easy.
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