Sir, you "rock."
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and if you *do* take them for granite, you shale regret it.
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What a slate of great humor!
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@kaatgeo@neiltyson this pun is basalting my sense of humor. -
I thought it was a gneiss tweet.
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@neiltyson My sediments, exactly. -
Well, you two are having a gneiss time!
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that was coal blooded, sir - you’re getting boulder by the minute...
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The puns used here are so old they are kicking up dust, he said in a gravelly voice.....
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Old as the hills, really.
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absolutely! Older than me, and we are talking O-L-D!
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I think some politicians need a clean slate about science.
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All the millennials are booing. All the dads are dropping puns like their moment to shine has finally come.
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you’d think they’ get the schist of it.
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Chalk it up to bad parenting.
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Sauconite, buttercup.
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You’re getting boulder with your puns there.
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If I had a nickel for every time I'd heard that.
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