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Look, according to science stars grant wishes and planets don't. Don't blame me, blame science.
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I'm wishing something. Can you guess what it is?
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Hey, Dr. T.-- any chance of an asteroid destroying Earth before Jan. 20th? Asking for a nervous country/world.
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@neiltyson and by the time my wish actually reached a star my grandchildren would be dead anyway, right, Neil? -
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@neiltyson so stars actually grant wishes? where does the science start and the lies begin?Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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Dishing out Ls to the world's optimists is what you do best, my man.
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@SnarkyElf I wished on the other one, second left, that's delivering me the story of the inception of the known universe. -
They just discovered it's 42 only in the eighth dimension. Me neither.
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If you don't mind visiting an alternate dimension, I can demonstrate the spontaneous appearance of energy/mass.
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Planet saved then?
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Thanks, Neil Downer!
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Haiku: I gazed at Venus and wished for penis, but Neil said planets don't count.





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The Gods are against you and Craig's List is not appealing. LOL -
It's all missed connections.
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