stick to your day job
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isn't this his day job?
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he has a urge to be a comic
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Ugh, no cake for anyone, EVER!
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No, there's still cake. (The cake is a lie)
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I <3 your response for its multilayered nerdisms
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Counterpoint: no human has EVER died on Pluto.
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Challenge accepted
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Pluto is a dog. So that's dog years. Disney 1 - Science 0.
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yeah
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theres no birth on pluto
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Noah would have made it to like 3 and a half.
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Now calculate how many days old you are, on Hyperion.
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well that is simply unfair sir.
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Of all the ways Pluto is incompatible with human physiology you go with birthdays?
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