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    Neil deGrasse Tyson‏Verified account @neiltyson 3 Feb 2016

    Sad Banana.pic.twitter.com/QNx4xv51co

    3:58 AM - 3 Feb 2016
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    452 replies 4,309 retweets 12,277 likes
      1. Fuzzysteve‏ @Fuzzysteve 3 Feb 2016
        Replying to @neiltyson

        @neiltyson It's probably sad because it's a clone, and sterile.

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      1. Jack O'Lentern‏ @Lenn_Len 3 Feb 2016
        Replying to @neiltyson

        @neiltyson Turn it around and you have an evil banana with fangs.

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      2. christine alicia‏ @thirst4dodgers 3 Feb 2016
        Replying to @neiltyson

        @neiltyson you know who's sad? Everyone who believes the earth is flat.

        1 reply 2 retweets 44 likes
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      1. keen online poster‏ @jonathonio 3 Feb 2016
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        @neiltyson actually a banana is a fruit and has no emotions

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      2. Direwolf20‏ @Direwolf20 3 Feb 2016
        Replying to @neiltyson

        @neiltyson evolutationary advantage, anyone who takes a bite into it feels bad about it and leaves it alone.

        2 replies 3 retweets 21 likes
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      1. Helge Martin‏ @helgemartin 3 Feb 2016
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        @neiltyson That must be a B.O.Banana

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      2. Tim Freeman‏ @peakscale 3 Feb 2016
        Replying to @neiltyson

        @neiltyson “Actually bananas don’t experience emotion as they have no nervous system and are very unlikely to be conscious”

        1 reply 2 retweets 10 likes
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      2. Spectre of Kailmunism  👻 ☭‏ @WorkerSpice 3 Feb 2016
        Replying to @neiltyson

        .@neiltyson what kind of science bullshit is this i bet god made that banana sad so you'd see the error of your ways

        1 reply 1 retweet 8 likes
      3. amin ahayek‏ @aminahayek 4 Feb 2016
        Replying to @WorkerSpice

        @BaykdBeans @neiltyson I really hope this is a joke

        1 reply 0 retweets 1 like
      4. Spectre of Kailmunism  👻 ☭‏ @WorkerSpice 4 Feb 2016
        Replying to @aminahayek

        @aminahayek @neiltyson the only joke here is science

        1 reply 0 retweets 1 like
      5. amin ahayek‏ @aminahayek 4 Feb 2016
        Replying to @WorkerSpice

        @BaykdBeans @neiltyson He is also a human and sharing a funny pic doesn't make him less of a scientists chill out with your imageniry god

        0 replies 0 retweets 1 like
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      1. Slavoj Tweezek‏ @SlavojTweezek 3 Feb 2016
        Replying to @neiltyson

        @neiltyson Well, you peeled off its skin and sliced off its body. But you did worse to Pluto.

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      1. Aaron Howes‏ @AaronHowes_ 14 Aug 2017
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        This is potentially the greatest tweet of all time. All time. ALL. TIME.

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      1. Sarx88  🇮🇹 🇪🇺‏ @Sarx88 3 Feb 2016
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        @neiltyson I would be sad too if I was going to be eaten

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      1. David Bardsley‏ @davidbardsley88 3 Feb 2016
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        @neiltyson wrong. Turn it upside down to reveal an Easter chick. It's a sign. Don't fight it Neil!

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      1. Dave Godowsky‏Verified account @davegodowsky 3 Feb 2016
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        @neiltyson great minds think alikepic.twitter.com/Mj3zAsPgRi

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      1. Serious Hat‏ @adlerelle 3 Feb 2016
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        @neiltyson And yet another Sad Banana.pic.twitter.com/bYSNFT8Ame

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