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    Neil deGrasse Tyson‏Verified account @neiltyson 21 Dec 2015

    In @StarWars #TheForceAwakens, the Storm Troopers still run as though they’re carrying a full load of poop in their diapers.

    10:37 AM - 21 Dec 2015
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    • B1G Wh33l Liam Toshio Morris Mollie Rogers peabrain Landon Potts Angry Activist Someone Fuckminster Bullerine BACKUP john walent
    229 replies 3,153 retweets 6,313 likes
      1. DJ Meph  🐝‏ @djmeph 21 Dec 2015
        Replying to @neiltyson

        @neiltyson @StarWars continuity

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      1. Drew Garrison‏Verified account @DrewGarrisonSBN 21 Dec 2015
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        @neiltyson What if they are?

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      2. Yale Hollander‏ @YaleHollander 21 Dec 2015
        Replying to @neiltyson

        @neiltyson How much feces constitutes a full load? Are you suggesting that running with a small amount of feces would be acceptable?

        1 reply 3 retweets 13 likes
      3. Mark Boyer‏ @ocdisforme 22 Dec 2015
        Replying to @YaleHollander

        @YaleHollander @neiltyson "Full load" = no more room for poop.

        1 reply 0 retweets 1 like
      4. Yale Hollander‏ @YaleHollander 22 Dec 2015
        Replying to @ocdisforme

        @ocdisforme @neiltyson C'mon. There's ALWAYS room for more poop. Don't be a party . . . well, you know.

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      1. Aaron Prather‏ @amprather 21 Dec 2015
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        @neiltysonpic.twitter.com/qxwQktmDBh

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      1. Josh Yukihira‏ @JoshHelaku 21 Dec 2015
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        @neiltyson @starwars it's because they are

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      2. Marvin Lee Tang 黄荣華‏ @marvinleetang 25 Dec 2015
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        @neiltyson @DanWilsonMusic @starwars oh, wait spoiler alert, they HIT Chewbacca in the arm.. *sigh*

        2 replies 0 retweets 0 likes
      3. Dan Wilson‏Verified account @DanWilsonMusic 25 Dec 2015
        Replying to @marvinleetang

        YOU try to aim a blaster with that clunky helmet/sunglasses occluding your vision! @marvinleetang @neiltyson @starwars

        1 reply 0 retweets 3 likes
      4. JoelOfficial‏ @joelofficially 25 Dec 2015
        Replying to @DanWilsonMusic

        @DanWilsonMusic @marvinleetang @neiltyson @starwars what a bunch of nerf herders

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      5. Dan Wilson‏Verified account @DanWilsonMusic 25 Dec 2015
        Replying to @joelofficially

        @rockandjoel @marvinleetang @neiltyson @starwars I suppose you're going to call us stuck-up, half-witted and scruffy-lookin', too!

        1 reply 1 retweet 2 likes
      6. JoelOfficial‏ @joelofficially 25 Dec 2015
        Replying to @DanWilsonMusic

        .@DanWilsonMusic @marvinleetang @neiltyson @starwars whoa whoa let's not start throwing around stereotypes

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      1. Dan Wilson‏Verified account @DanWilsonMusic 25 Dec 2015
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        I wouldn't mind clunky/diapery look if only the armor would block ONE shot from a rebel laser! Nope! Straight through. @neiltyson @starwars

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      1. freakyclown‏ @__Freakyclown__ 22 Dec 2015
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        @neiltyson @JarJarGeek @starwars yeah but if you were a bad guy who came across a jedi knight... you would sith yourself too!

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      1. spooky month‏ @bradycanoe 21 Dec 2015
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        make more poop tweets haha @neiltyson

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      1. DRAXXTHEMSKLOUNST‏ @mariocotto 21 Dec 2015
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        Respect to @neiltyson using 2 of my top 10 tweet concepts together in 1 tweet: stormtroopers and full loads of poops

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      1. Kerry Jean(n) ListARRGGHH! 🗡 🦇 ⚰‏ @kerryjeanlister 21 Dec 2015
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        @neiltyson @starwars apparently those suits nip the skin so it’s understandable. Nobody wants pinched trooper balls…

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      2. Dolphin Pilot, LCSW‏ @TheAmitie 21 Dec 2015
        Replying to @neiltyson

        .@neiltyson @starwars Rey is Luke and Lando's daughter, also so is Finn

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