.@neiltyson If we had ten fingers, would eggs be packaged by the half score?
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@neiltyson If we had nine fingers, would the Barad Dur fall and the true heir of Elendil be restored to his rightful throne? -
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@neiltyson If we had prehensile tails, could Abraham Lincoln have saved himself by wresting the gun from John Wilkes' Booth's hand? - 2 more replies
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#BongRip RT@neiltyson: If we had 12 fingers, I wonder whether the Bill of Rights would have been 12 amendments long. -
dude, stick to your area of expertise (fabricating quotes, smearing critics, spinning self-serving justifications)
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You gonna pass the bong or what? MT
@neiltyson If we had 12 fingers, I wonder whether the Bill of Rights would have been 12 amendments long. -
@exjon Have you ever really looked at your hands?@neiltyson -
@ConservativeLA Ha! You beat me to the joke. -
@exjon An harmonic convergence of the obvious. :-)
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Base 10 arithmetic is fingerist. MT
@neiltyson If we had 12 fingers, I wonder whether the Bill of Rights would have been 12 amendments long. - 1 more reply
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@neiltyson, there were 12 proposed amendments to the Constitution and only ten were ratified! So there might have been 12 all along -
@GreatScottLP@neiltyson Did you just school Neil deGrass Tyson? Can't decide if I'm impressed or stunned...
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@neiltyson If we had four stomachs, would parents demand children finish chewing their cud before leaving the table? -
@Popehat@neiltyson If Ph'nglui mglw'nafh, would Cthulhu R'lyeh wgah'nagl fhtagn?
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You know how I know you've never even bothered finding out why there were only 10 amendments? https://twitter.com/neiltyson/status/547105568461447169 …
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@RBPundit A page of history is worth a thousand volumes of supposition.@neiltyson
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