@neiltyson Just wait until they find out about bukkake.
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@neiltyson that we´re chill. reaaaaal chill.Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@neiltyson What if they only spent 1/3 out of a comatose state?Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@neiltyson@SavSmith33 this some trippy shit right here man -
@MamaCrock3tt it's so weird to think about isnt it? Like WHY do we sleep. Sure to get rest but we need like 8 hours to be awake for 16? Why -
@SavSmith33 these are the questions that'll get u in trouble
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@MamaCrock3tt *CIA kicks down door* -
@SavSmith33 *a baby starts crying* *distant scream* -
@MamaCrock3tt *agent hears crying and screams* "WE'VE GOT A HOSTAGE SITUATION. BRING IN THE VAN!" -
@SavSmith33 *shots fired* YOU'LL NEVER GET ME ALIVE *swan dives out the window*
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@neiltyson I'm just hoping they come with a cure for it. I'm done with this sleeping stuff. It's such a scam! - 1 more reply
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@neiltyson first guess would probably be that we're solar powered - 1 more reply
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@neiltyson And another third Sleeping#RimShotThanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@neiltyson@IDDocHymes you underestimate college students and drunksThanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@neiltyson they would think "Wow. What an interesting and ingenious mechanism for neural waste removal in such an efficient matrix!"Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@neiltyson They'd be like "ah dope that's a great idea you guys."Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@neiltyson What makes you think they don’t have a similar cycle? - 1 more reply
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