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@Eagle_Vision @viper5816 @neiltyson Obama could run a LEMONADE Stand into the ground_pic.twitter.com/kNFC7Id6wt
@neiltyson Uzi he's Jewish.
@neiltyson Isn't the AK made in Israel? Just a thought.
@Passeriform @neiltyson AK: Automat Kalashnikova known as: the Kalashnikov
@neiltyson one in each hand.
@neiltyson WWJS..What Would Jesus Shoot
@neiltyson Jesus was old school; he would have a Tommy Gun.
@MimsyYamaguchi @neiltyson Yes, I picture JC in a zoot suit, firing while standing on running board of an old car, like '40s gangster flicks
@BuckyKatt Hipster Jesus rides a Fixie in Williamsburg and has a carpenters shop in a huge loft. He makes wine on the side.
@MimsyYamaguchi He feeds the disciples gluten-free loaves & spends approx. 37 mins. each day grooming his beard. #HipsterJesus
@BuckyKatt #HipsterJesus - His fish is line caught & mercury free. When He washes your feet, He uses a small batch organic soap.
@MimsyYamaguchi #HipsterJesus uses only high-quality wood from sustainable forests, harvested by workers who get a living wage + healthcare.
@neiltyson oh boy. That's gonna pull them out of the woodwork today.
@neiltyson Unknowable. He shoots in mysterious ways.
@neiltyson Like water into wine, Jesus likes to make plowshares into swords. #IMayBeRememberingThatWrong
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