.@neiltyson This joke is the equivalent of Richard Pryor doing an astrophysics experiment that went wrong & killed 40 people.
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@TopologyFact "@neiltyson: Knee-slapping humor to a topologist: Q: Why did the chicken cross the Möbius Strip? A: To get to the same side."Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@neiltyson are you happy with yourselfThanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@neiltyson@quephird *groans, pulls a Klein bottle over and under her head*Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@neiltyson my geek-o-meter just redlined and died in a flash of sparks and a puff of smoke.Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@neiltyson: Knee-slapping humor to a topologist: Why did the chicken cross the Möbius Strip? To get to the same side.”@reetacheeta82Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@neiltyson where did the chicken cross the road? I don't know for certain, but I can tell you how fast he was goingThanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@neiltyson Sir, you are a delight.Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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Lol shut up nerd I'm gonna give you a noogie
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@neiltyson Further topology joke: Topologists are people who can't tell the difference between a donut and a cup of coffee.Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@neiltyson Sorry. You only get to the same side if you travel the length of the mobius strip. You do get to the other side if you cross it. - 1 more reply
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@neiltyson: Knee-slapping humor to a topologist: Question: Why did the chicken cross the Möbius Strip? Answer: To get to the same side.”Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@neiltyson you just flew a Cessna right into Bad Joke Mountain without a care in the world, 12 year old me can at least admire thatThanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@neiltyson@PaulProvenza 2) Said Klein: "If you glue The edges of two, You'll get a weird bottle like mine."Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@neiltyson@PaulProvenza 1) A mathematician named Klein Thought the Möbius band was divine.Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@neiltyson A topologist walks into a bar at 5am. Bartender says "Sorry, we're closed." Topologist says "Yes, but are you open?"Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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