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Neil deGrasse Tyson
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haydenplanetarium.org/tyson/
Joined January 2009

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    Neil deGrasse Tyson‏Verified account @neiltyson 18 Jun 2014

    Q: Where do discount shoppers go to get a drink? A The Bar-Gain

    4:00 PM - 18 Jun 2014
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    • Lenore Diane Gumby Liam Jonathon Biglow 🕊️ daniel meza-rivera Miguel 👻no hay taquillas👻 Ríos Obi_1_KeBone_Me alec👤 Nacho Darius Thigpen
    121 replies 574 retweets 951 likes
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      2. Churlish‏ @Cryptoterra 5 Jul 2014
        Replying to @neiltyson

        I see @mattytalks is ghostwriting for @neiltyson now

        1 reply 1 retweet 13 likes
      3. Todd Wife-Getter‏ @mattytalks 5 Jul 2014
        Replying to @Cryptoterra

        @Cryptoterra @neiltyson that joke proves god is fake

        0 replies 1 retweet 13 likes
      4. End of conversation
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      2. a dumbass‏ @classic_mouth 18 Jun 2014
        Replying to @neiltyson

        @neiltyson GOD IS REAL

        1 reply 1 retweet 4 likes
      3. quasi-stellar‏ @mikewozz 18 Jun 2014
        Replying to @classic_mouth

        @classic_mouth @neiltyson How could you possibly know if a diety dimensions ahead of us exists?

        1 reply 0 retweets 0 likes
      4. a dumbass‏ @classic_mouth 18 Jun 2014
        Replying to @mikewozz

        @mikewozz Colton Burpo went to heaven and saw God

        2 replies 0 retweets 1 like
      5. quasi-stellar‏ @mikewozz 18 Jun 2014
        Replying to @classic_mouth

        @classic_mouth LOL. That was a child. A CHILD. You know the shit I claimed to see when I was a kid!??!!?

        1 reply 0 retweets 0 likes
      6. pknocker40‏ @pknocker40 5 Jul 2014
        Replying to @mikewozz

        @mikewozz @classic_mouth I seriously doubt that you've seen the film. Heaven IS real.

        1 reply 0 retweets 1 like
      7. quasi-stellar‏ @mikewozz 5 Jul 2014
        Replying to @pknocker40

        @pknocker40 @classic_mouth I have, and there has been massive controversy over that piece of fiction. A child saying stories proves nothing

        1 reply 0 retweets 0 likes
      8. pknocker40‏ @pknocker40 5 Jul 2014
        Replying to @mikewozz

        @mikewozz @classic_mouth Perhaps you missed this little tidbit:pic.twitter.com/FWBJkNAVDX

        2 replies 0 retweets 1 like
      9. quasi-stellar‏ @mikewozz 5 Jul 2014
        Replying to @pknocker40

        @pknocker40 @classic_mouth So because a title says its a true story automatically makes it a true story?

        0 replies 0 retweets 0 likes
      10. End of conversation
      1. #KJSOSO + #DurdeeDub‏ @antthotreble 18 Jun 2014
        Replying to @neiltyson

        Where do scientist go when they're drunk? Home, they go home @neiltyson

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      1. robert "robert" bennett‏ @robertjbennett 18 Jun 2014
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        .@neiltyson these are arguably more damaging than climate change

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      1. Andrés Almeida‏Verified account @andresdavid 18 Jun 2014
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        @neiltyson Keep the #dadjokes coming, Dr. Tyson.

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      1. Jurfurjur‏ @gordocontrapo 18 Jun 2014
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        @neiltyson Es tan malo que es malo. Te lo perdonamos por ser tú.

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      1. Aidan‏ @LegitCake 18 Jun 2014
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        @neiltyson Where does a recovering alcoholic go to get a non-alcoholic beverage? The So-Bar.

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      1. Miguel  👻no hay taquillas 👻 Ríos‏ @miguelrios 18 Jun 2014
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        @neiltysonpic.twitter.com/PgoOgmlLBB

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      2. Rogue P. Bigha 📢‏Verified account @jeffbigham 18 Jun 2014
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        @neiltyson wow, that is awful

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      3. Justin BanTheNazisPlz Reedy‏ @justinsreedy 18 Jun 2014
        Replying to @jeffbigham

        @jeffbigham @neiltyson Yeah, I love puns but that is just…bad

        0 replies 0 retweets 2 likes
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      1. King Kaufman‏Verified account @king_kaufman 18 Jun 2014
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        You've been hacked. I hope for your sake RT @neiltyson Q: Where do discount shoppers go to get a drink? A The Bar-Gain

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      1. Granny Mumantoog‏ @GrannyMumantoog 18 Jun 2014
        Replying to @neiltyson

        @neiltyson After #1 recalled words of my youth-"If U can't say anything nice don't say anything at all" Now "WhateverUrDrinkingU'vHadEnough"

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