I see @mattytalks is ghostwriting for @neiltyson now
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@Cryptoterra@neiltyson that joke proves god is fake
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@neiltyson GOD IS REAL -
@classic_mouth@neiltyson How could you possibly know if a diety dimensions ahead of us exists? -
@mikewozz Colton Burpo went to heaven and saw God -
@classic_mouth LOL. That was a child. A CHILD. You know the shit I claimed to see when I was a kid!??!!? -
@mikewozz@classic_mouth I seriously doubt that you've seen the film. Heaven IS real. -
@pknocker40@classic_mouth I have, and there has been massive controversy over that piece of fiction. A child saying stories proves nothing -
@mikewozz@classic_mouth Perhaps you missed this little tidbit:pic.twitter.com/FWBJkNAVDX
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@pknocker40@classic_mouth So because a title says its a true story automatically makes it a true story?
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Where do scientist go when they're drunk? Home, they go home
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@neiltyson these are arguably more damaging than climate changeThanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@neiltyson Keep the#dadjokes coming, Dr. Tyson.Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@neiltyson Es tan malo que es malo. Te lo perdonamos por ser tú.Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@neiltyson Where does a recovering alcoholic go to get a non-alcoholic beverage? The So-Bar.Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@neiltyson wow, that is awful -
@jeffbigham@neiltyson Yeah, I love puns but that is just…bad
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You've been hacked. I hope for your sake RT
@neiltyson Q: Where do discount shoppers go to get a drink? A The Bar-GainThanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@neiltyson After #1 recalled words of my youth-"If U can't say anything nice don't say anything at all" Now "WhateverUrDrinkingU'vHadEnough"Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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