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Neil deGrasse Tyson
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    Neil deGrasse Tyson‏Verified account @neiltyson 18 Jun 2014

    Q: Where do Surfers go to get a drink? A: The Sand-Bar

    3:54 PM - 18 Jun 2014
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      2. Richard E. Lenski‏ @RELenski 18 Jun 2014
        Replying to @neiltyson

        .@neiltyson Q: Where do teetotalers go to get a drink? A: The Bar-None.

        2 replies 1 retweet 3 likes
      3. Graham Coop‏ @Graham_Coop 18 Jun 2014
        Replying to @RELenski

        @RELenski @neiltyson Q: where do statisticians get a distinctly average beer? A: The X bar #badstatsjokeIjustmadeup

        1 reply 3 retweets 4 likes
      4. Richard E. Lenski‏ @RELenski 18 Jun 2014
        Replying to @Graham_Coop

        .@Graham_Coop @neiltyson Q: Where do those of Average Fitness go to get a drink? A: The W bar.

        1 reply 10 retweets 9 likes
      5. Graham Coop‏ @Graham_Coop 18 Jun 2014
        Replying to @RELenski

        @RELenski @neiltyson Nice!

        0 replies 0 retweets 0 likes
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      2. Michele Banks‏ @artologica 18 Jun 2014
        Replying to @neiltyson

        @neiltyson Where do people with back problems go to meet woodworkers? The Lum-Bar

        1 reply 0 retweets 1 like
      3. Michele Banks‏ @artologica 18 Jun 2014
        Replying to @artologica

        @neiltyson Under pressure? Have a drink at the KiloBar

        0 replies 2 retweets 4 likes
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      1. Adam S. Pumpkins-Jacobi‏ @Adam_Jacobi 18 Jun 2014
        Replying to @neiltyson

        @neiltyson Drinking sand is almost certainly fatal, Neil.

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      2. Anthony Gioe‏ @agioe 18 Jun 2014
        Replying to @neiltyson

        You lifted this from my May 26 Ice House set. Please take down. RT “@neiltyson: Q: Where do Surfers go to get a drink? A: The Sand-Bar”

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      3. Justin Michael Myers‏ @heyjustin 18 Jun 2014
        Replying to @agioe

        Can't believe @neiltyson would steal Sand-Bar joke from beloved stand-up @agioe. Disappointed, makes me wonder if Cosmos "facts" are true.

        0 replies 0 retweets 2 likes
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      1. Darby‏ @xDerbsx 18 Jun 2014
        Replying to @neiltyson

        “@neiltyson: Q: Where do Surfers go to get a drink? A: The Sand-Bar”pic.twitter.com/KvsgLIHTwl

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      1. Todd 🌱 🐔 🦁 ✊‏ @ToddQuest 18 Jun 2014
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        @neiltyson Where do Jedis go to drink? The Ak-Bar

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      1. Art Carden‏ @artcarden 18 Jun 2014
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        @neiltyson my favorite Teutonic watering hole: WunderBar.

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      1. Nathan Hurst‏ @NathanBHurst 18 Jun 2014
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        @neiltyson Q: Where do chiropractors pop one back? A: The Lum-Bar.

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      1. Carol‏ @carerowleenaw 18 Jun 2014
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        “@neiltyson: Q: Where do Surfers go to get a drink? A: The Sand-Bar” boom.

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      1. Hank Mardukas‏ @nythingButMOODY 18 Jun 2014
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        RT @neiltyson "Q: Where do Surfers go to get a drink? A: The Sand-Bar" you're better than this, Neil.

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      1. Nate Richards‏ @richardsguitar 18 Jun 2014
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        @neiltyson where do guitarists go to get a drink? The Whammy-Bar

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      1. TBM podcast‏ @Texbrainmass 18 Jun 2014
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        @neiltyson Q: Where do physicists go to get a drink? A: the Neils Bahr.

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      1. ADAM CURTIN‏ @TheADAMCURTIN 18 Jun 2014
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        “@neiltyson: Q: Where do Surfers go to get a drink? A: The Sand-Bar” Isn't this a thing in N. Williamsburg?

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      1. Peter Gleick‏Verified account @PeterGleick 18 Jun 2014
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        @neiltyson slow day?

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