@neiltyson ... now that's funny right there
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@neiltyson And the third kind? -
@inviernofunk@neiltyson the third kind don't understand humor -
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@neiltyson There are some of us that are neurologically unable to do math but have a great understanding of scientific concepts.#Oddballs -
@NJDevilNYGuy@neiltyson Neurologically unable? Are you saying that you have an underdeveloped brain? -
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@neiltyson No, I'm saying 1,000's of troops that served in Vietnam were exposed to Agent Orange & their children have issues.
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@neiltyson There are 10 kinds of people in the world...those who understand Binary, and those who don't. -
@doug_ellison@neiltyson There are 10 kinds of people - those who understand ternary, those who don't, & those who expected a binary joke.
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@neiltyson "Using a new high tech telescope, Neil Tyson has discovered an ancient joke that was uttered 9.43 seconds after the big bang." :)Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@neiltyson there are two kinds of people in the world. Those who can extrapolate from incomplete data.Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@neiltyson There are 10 kinds of people in the world. Those who understand binary and those who don't.Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@neiltyson there are 10 kinds of people in the world, those who understand the concept of binary and those that don't -
@JediN8@neiltyson There are two types of tweets: funny ones, yours, and this one.#zing -
@briancrandall@JediN8@neiltyson if there are n tweets accelerating at a constant velocity towards 3.0 x 10(8) m/s , solve for y#burn -
@missinglink@JediN8@neiltyson 2 funny tweets and an unfunny tweet tug-of-war to a draw. Would 5/8ths of this tweet beat 1+3/5 funny?#pow -
@briancrandall@JediN8@neiltyson unfunny tweet leaves NY at 1 @ 50mph & a funny tweet from LA at 9 @ 70mph, when do we laugh in Fiji?#BOOM -
@missinglink@JediN8@neiltyson This tweet, some poison & a radioactive cat are boxed together. Is this tweet both funny and unfunny?#snap -
@briancrandall@jedin8@neiltyson 3 doors. Behind 2 are unfunny tweets, and behind the final door is this tweet. Which do you choose?#kablam -
@missinglink@JediN8@neiltyson This tweet retweets all funny tweets that don't retweet themselves. Who retweets this tweet?#bingo - 6 more replies
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