@neiltyson you have to admit “nuke” is a lot more succinct than “increases the rate of vibration of the water molecules in my food”
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@neiltyson YOU DON'T KNOW WHAT MY KITCHEN'S LIKE BRUHThanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@neiltyson Or if you did.. The resonance between the 2.4Ghz EM field and the stretching mode of the H2O molecule thermally excited my meal..Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@neiltyson: Things you might say if you never took Physics: "My microwave oven nukes my food."”@HOLLYJD -
@Johnsplosion I don't get it...
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@neiltyson Naah, my physics and chemistry prof Gramps taught me to say that#justasayingThanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@neiltyson: Things you might say if you never took Physics: "My microwave oven nukes my food."”@Ekane2 our family...Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@neiltyson Speaking of "nuke," I find it almost impossible to take people seriously who mispronounce "nuclear" as "nuke-u-lar."Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@neiltyson …which is something you might say if you never took Linguistics… "nuke" now also means "To heat in a microwave oven."Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@neiltyson proper way is that your food nukes the microwave, correct?Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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#NoNukes! RT@KimHNorris RT@neiltyson Things you might say if you never took Physics: "My microwave oven nukes my food." -
@riaro my wife nukes me all the time lol
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@neiltyson: Things you might say if you never took Physics: "My microwave oven nukes my food."”IZ GETZZ DIS 2!!!1!1Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@neiltyson: Things you might say if you never took Physics: "My microwave oven nukes my food."”@MichaelEasyThanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@neiltyson what, that's not true??//.......yikes...Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@neiltyson guilty as charged, but i do wear my seatbelt. :)Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@neiltyson: Things you might say if you never took Physics: "My microwave oven nukes my food."”Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@neiltyson if you open a microwave before it's done, does it let all the magic out??Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@neiltyson I took physics and still say nuke. It just sounds cooler.Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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