@neiltyson Golfers are expected to hit a good shot 100% of the time. No one's managed 40% in the majors since Ted Williams
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@DeepStorageNet That, plus baseball is a joke of a sport. -
@d_AngeloVickers you must have a joke of a penis
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@kem2221 I'm glad you're thinking about my cock, whatever helps you sleep at night pope guy - End of conversation
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@neiltyson On the flip side, baseball batters have 0.24*pi*400^2 (125663) ft^2 to hit, golfers only have a little over 1ft^2 to hit it into. - 1 more reply
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@neiltyson baseball players get 3 tries without penalty. - 1 more reply
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@neiltyson In that framework, golf is like trying to hit the ball into a specific seat over 2x further away than the outfield fence. - 1 more reply
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@neiltyson Golfers are just high maintenance babies. ;) -
@Wolf_six someone's poor -
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@wolf_six Says the guy who can't afford a better profile pic. -
@mattsotheran @d_AngeloVickers Hahaha!! SNAP!#asthekidssay
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@neiltyson: Golfers want silence when hitting stationary balls at their feet. Baseball batters, in screaming crowds, hit 90 mph fastballs”Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@neiltyson Well, as Sam Snead told Ted Williams, "I have to PLAY my foul balls....."Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@neiltyson@acmesalesrep If you'd like to also hurl insults at the demand for silence during tennis matches, I'd appreciate it.Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@neiltyson: Golfers want silence when hitting stationary balls at their feet. Baseball batters, in screaming crowds, hit 90 mph fastballs” -
@LindsayyyJ13@neiltyson my moms been saying that for years lol it doesn't make any sense!! -
@ginodemo@neiltyson haha, it's funny.. But how weird would it be to go up to the plate in absolute silence.. That'd just be weird. -
@LindsayyyJ13@neiltyson that would literally be so awkward lol I can barely take bp in silence let alone quiet in a game
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