@neiltyson but a wonka-vator is even better!
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@neiltyson Enter a small room. Doors close. When doors open, you're in a different place. Elevators are the next best thing to wormholesThanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@neiltyson Also, time has passed, so they are like time machines. Now we just need one that is bigger on the inside.Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@neiltyson The NYC Subway does the same thing, only horizontally and over larger distances. - 1 more reply
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@neiltyson What about airplanes? Enter metal tube. Door locks. Exit on the other side of the world. -
@erikfroese@neiltyson What about hand dryers? Push button, receive bacon.pic.twitter.com/bR4JALXw
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@slyphon@neiltyson I used to pretend that the plane didn't move. Some people just changed the set while we sat there. -
@erikfroese@neiltyson such a rare pleasure to meet another solipsist!
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@neiltyson With the same thought, the other day I was wondering what goes through a dog's head in an elevator. - 1 more reply
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@neiltyson But there's the added risk of being Wrong On So Many Levels ...Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@neiltyson "Any sufficiently advanced technology is indistinguishable from magic." - 1 more reply
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@neiltyson you've obviously never tried dimethyltriptamine!Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@neiltyson - But when, oh, when are we going to get elevators that finally compensate for those pesky Coriolis forces?Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@neiltyson@decote it's like Being ThereThanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@neiltyson elevators, of course, less likely to pull you apart piece to piece and shove you into a smaller area... so elevators have my voteThanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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