@neiltyson I'm sure he just sets his clock to GMT? You know, so he doesn't have an existential meltdown.
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@neiltyson "Santa surely keeps track of how many hours pass...but time of day has no meaning." So you're saying that Santa is a musician? :)Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@neiltyson Santa's actually a quantum waveform delocalised across the globe (with a node in the chimney).Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@neiltyson So no overtime!? Is Santa's last name Walton!?Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@neiltyson last scratch for the sundial rock's roman numeral, but time waits for no sundial... ( diane albertina )Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@neiltyson I doubt elves are unionizedThanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@neiltyson So essentially it's an overtime black hole.
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@neiltyson, so what time is it at the n pole? Surely they have to use some time zone to be in sync with everyone else...Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@neiltyson It's also a fact that he'd need 12million elves to efficiently service the holidays!Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@neiltyson He'd have to be travelling close to the speed of light to visit every house in the world. Luckily there's time dilation.Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@neiltyson I figured he negotiated quad pay for extended working hours tonight.Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@neiltyson NY Post Headline: RESPECTED SCIENTIST TYSON CONFIRMS EXISTENCE OF SANTA, ALLEGES LABOR LAW INFRACTIONSThanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@neiltyson we did a whole podcast on that topic at http://ComedyTerrifico.com !Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@neiltyson only one (solar) day per year as well. Sunrise on March 21, sunset on September 22.Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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