Unless your psycho parent had you in a bunker all night RT @neiltyson Teachers won't accept "apocalypse" as an excuse for not doing homework
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@neiltyson Would you believe a#Mayan kidnapped my homework and it was sucked into the apocalyptic vortex?#GetSmart excuses -
@kade6767@neiltyson oh, vortex, very good -
@ezpainter@neiltyson My homework was sucked across the dateline into Dec. 21st. New Zealanders are doing it for me.
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@neiltyson HAHAHAHAHAHOOHOOHAHAHA.. Ha..!!! *panting, can't breathe* hahaHAHAHAHSHAHAHAHhahahahahahahshhahahshahahahahahahahahahahahahapleasThanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@neiltyson but it's Christmas break!Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@neiltyson But you gotta admit armageddon beats the dog ate it.Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@neiltyson Is Christmas a reasonable excuse?Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@neiltyson …But some school board members in Kansas might!Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@neiltyson Would they accept that it's my friends' birthday?Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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Dude, teacher's are tired. We don't care rt
@neiltyson Your teacher will not likely accept the end of the world for not doing your homework - 1 more reply
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@neiltyson But they will accept any excuse for being the worst educated generation in the modern world - 1 more reply
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@neiltyson true..but most students won't have to turn in their homework for two weeks from that friday.Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@neiltyson I would have accepted that excuse had I become a teacher, lolThanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@neiltyson no school tomorrow!Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@neiltyson I had two try. Of course, only60% of my kids came in today.Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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