@neiltyson Harry Wormwood: If you’re being smart with me, young lady, you’re going to be punished. Matilda: Punished for being smart?
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*lol* MT
@neiltyson Last time, defendant was accused of selling 3000mg of cocaine. I told the Judge it was just 3grams. Was then sent homeThanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@neiltyson i have such a brain-crush on you.Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@neiltyson Who got sent home? deGrasse Tyson or the defendant? -
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@pc1oad1etter@neiltyson Geez, for three grams, maybe they should have sent the defendant home as well :)
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@neiltyson You and your "metric system."Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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Btw. My last two RTs are just to show why people should respect, love and follow
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@neiltyson. Reminds me of the time#Sheldon gave his rate of hair growth as 4.6 yoctometres per femtosecond.#TheBigBangTheoryThanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@neiltyson Haha, was right! Very similar to the tv show Sherlock!Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@neiltyson haha you got sent home for being too smart.Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@neiltyson Last time, defendant was accused of selling 3000milligrams of cocaine. I told the Judge it was just 3grams. Was then sent home»Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@neiltyson Congrats on your 100★ tweet! http://favstar.fm/t/275990008274485248 …Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@neiltyson You're too logical to serve inside of our political or legal climate, Neil.Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@neiltyson Haha! Wise-asses not welcome!Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@neiltyson I’m a software dev & was picked for case involving hacking. Was sure one side or other wouldn’t want me. No such luck. -
@jtbennett Thats because they then looked at your code and concluded it was so bad that you couldnt possibly be a real software dev. -
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@neiltyson Last time, I told the judge I wasn't going to send someone to prison for 5 years for under 1/500 a pound of anything. Sent home.Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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