#IKnewIWasOld when I went to a museum and they were teaching kids how a rotary phone worked...
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#IKnewIWasOld when I went to a museum and they were teaching kids how a rotary phone worked...
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omg you're only 60, not 120!
Right!? 
#IKnewIWasOld when I was told there were only 8 planets #raging
Neil stahpppp
#IKnewIWasOld when an astrophysicist appeared on my regular Friday night HBO show and I got excited about it.
#IKnewIWasOld when I realised a bunch of my coworkers wouldn't remember those commercials.
#IKnewIWasOld when the AARP found me and sent their information packet to me...then I moved and they found me again!!!
That a kid Neil, embrace the danger of being 60
it's fun when new things start to hurt, happy B-day!!!!
#iknewiwasold when i didnt shower unless i pooped beforehand..
Maybe should move to the Moon so that you don't have to worry falling down and might not have good enough internet to tweet, you elitist dingus.
#IKnewIWasOld when... wait, what was I doing?
#IKnewIWasOld when I couldn't bring myself to cancel my landline.
#IKnewIWasOld when I thought a reverse mortgage was too good to be true.
#IKnewIWasOld when I considered buying gold and silver from Rosland Capital.
Happy Birthday! I’ll be 50 next month and I already need Life Alert! You’re good, you won’t need that for 15 more years! Have a great day! Remember, You’re a star! 

What you need is a stand-in bath.
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