Neil are you okay
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Don't try stopping him! 60 tweets, 1 every 5min. Do the maths
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This whole time I thought I was a creepy kid! Turns out I’ve just been old since I was 4.
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#IKnewIWasOld when 20 somethings come and tell me their Grandmas LOVE my music. . .Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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I read the Obituary page every morning to see if the person I have plans with that evening will be able to show up.
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Right. An old High School friend of mines died last night. We were the same age.
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My high school class was 190 people. 28 are passed already. We are 58. Seems like too many are gone early. So we must make sure we live before we die. Go do something fun today. I turned off the news.
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#IKnewIWasOld when all my Drs/nurses/health Care ppl are younger than me

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I used to laugh when my mom did it. Now I do it.
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That’s not old. That’s goth. You’re goth, Neil.
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that's enough now Neil
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I knew I was old when start searching for homes on Zillow I know I can’t afford
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So this is what you're doing with your day huh
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If your followers briefly were polled Which hashtag to them was pure gold It seems to me plain The list won't contain The recent
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Dr. Tyson: Please don't read obituaries. This leads to reading more obituaries, and then cat obituaries, and then dog obituaries, and the need arises for buying new prescription reading glasses, and taking time away from reading obituaries.
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