I knew I was old when they stopped asking for my ID when I ordered a drink
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On the topic, does drinking pickle juice do anything to counteract a hangover? Uhh...asking for a friend?
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Doubt it, but i hear its good for your stomach
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Ur not old compared to the universe mr tyson
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#IKnewIWasOld when I had to sit down & take a break after farting!!#oy!!


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lol wtf hahahahah
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#IKnewIWasOld when I realized kids these days only have 8 planets when I had 9.Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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I always forget we share a date of birth on the gregorian calendar (that is exatly 436 yrs old this month). happy birthday my man
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Umm... Mr. Tyson, you misspelled "Scotch".
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A bottle of wine is an amorphous solid, unable to be drunk itself (unless you live on a planet with a temp of ~550 C), so you were actually drinking the contents of the bottle, not the bottle itself.
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At least you're not spending any more money.pic.twitter.com/cpjCFoy2at
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2+2 is 4 - 1 is 3........
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#IKnewIWasOld when I realised I was wearing slippers.#IKnewIWasReallyOld when I wore them to the shops.Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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Just exactly how does that make you old? The pricier stuff taste better. Maybe that just means you have better taste. Happy Birthday !
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#IKnewIWasOld when putting on that cardigan suddenly seemed like a really good idea.Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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We drink wine that costs three times as much, and do it three times as often.
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