My wife had all her candles on her cake this year. I made a joke "Better be careful or the fire alarm will go off..." as I said "off" the fire alarm sounded. We have video somewhere. It was the funniest moment ever (for us, perhaps not for my wife)
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I just set the cake on fire.
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Hahahahhahaha
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STOP
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My clue was when I had to start using 2 boxes of birthday candles on my cake.
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#IKnewIWasOld when I had to explain what punch cards to a CompSci student I was tutoring.Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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Switch to a binary candle system: candle off = 0, candle on = 1 Far fewer candle digits required Unary is overrated


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My dad always did this. It’s now my usual approach for anyone over 10.
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The older I get, the more I wish earths orbit around the sun was longer.
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I’ve always wanted a 28 hour day
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Hours of the day are based on the rotation of earth. A longer day/slower rotation wouldn’t affect the time it takes to orbit the sun but would give us less days a year.
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But I could sleep more! That’s the whole point!
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We got "LED" now Neil !, safe ! !


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Use binary, we always have, you'd only have to light four Image by Coralie Mercier https://www.flickr.com/photos/koalie/2981948578 …pic.twitter.com/KMzj8rRnW3
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You already said this one, elitist dingus.
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#IKnewIWasOld when I learned I was made of stardust that came from ancient stars.Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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Its my birthday too, Can I get a like ?
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