Sometimes the apps are the best thing on the menu anyway.
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Plus, appetizers nowadays are usually bigger than my head.
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Especially the sampler platters, that's my shit.
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This can also be,
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For me it was putting socks on my Christmas list.
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Okay that's it I'm turning off the notifications
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#IKnewIWasOld when Jim Croce's "Operator" came on the radio, and I wondered to myself, how many folks nowadays would know what an operator was or what it meant for her to keep the dime?
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#IKnewIWasOld when I started reminding the clerk he “forgot” to card me.Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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That doesn’t count- appetizers have become as large as main courses.
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This means I’m old?!? I thought I was just doing a good job with portion control, lol

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Welcome to the role of "Vegetarian at a Chain Restaurant"
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@PLACT_74@MderouxDe@GodwinSheila ah, you guys are old. -
Pot v Kettle notwithstanding, if meals like that are what comes with the aging process...bring it!
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I feel personally attacked
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Omg I do that








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Better selection. Not older, wiser.
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Appetizers are the BEST!!
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Hi dad
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You were just at a tapas restaurant.
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#IKnewIWasOld when I started bringing home leftovers from restaurants instead of eating the whole damn thing.Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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