Your son wasn’t getting heavier because his VOLUME was increasing. He was getting heavier because his MASS was increasing. But Happy Birthday!
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How long will you tweet about your age?

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How about as long as he wants ?
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@haroldj111 just kidding, not serious
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Ok. Lol. I'm gullible...sometimes
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#sadfact one day you put your son down and never picked him up again - End of conversation
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#IKnewIWasOld when I went from enjoying lifting him to his now being able to lift me...pic.twitter.com/Zn4IstOJH0
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I can vouch for you that you can lift a lot lol
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Son: How old am I? Me: 7 Son: How old is dad? Me: 26 Son: How old is brother? Me: 3 Son: How old are you? Me: 28 Son: That's close to a hundred!!! 30 years later & I'm still not sure if he was totaling our ages or just commenting on mine.
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Aren't you smart? Couldn't you design a pulley system to overcome this obstacle?
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What a scientist way to put that.
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#IKnewIWasOld when some random kid asked me ‘what’s Tom & Jerry’. Broke my heart.Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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Stop it with this old bullshit. You're not old. Neither of us is old. We're just at the very tiniest start of the merest edge of the beginning of no longer too young. That's my story and i'm sticking to it
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If that ain't true, it aught to be! Damned if I cannot remember what movie I gleaned that from ...
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Damn you're tweeting all day
@neiltyson what gives??
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Tyson playing hashtag games!?
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