WHERE IS THE TECHNOLOGY TO MAKE CROUTONS MORE FORK ACCESSABLE?? @elonmusk @JeffBezos @neiltyson
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Somewhere there is a lab full of crouton scientists, busily attempting to sort out this particular mystery of the universe.
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Perhaps the key is not to make the crouton more fork accessible, but rather to create a utensil that is more crouton friendly.
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Oooh! Maybe a spork would be better? Or chopsticks?
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Or something tong-like.

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Like how does Donald Trump manage to actually string words together to make a sometime comprehensible sentence? The world may never know.
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Behold, the perfect crouton. Soft in the middle, yet crunchy on the outside, allowing for the crunch of a crouton with the fork accessibility of a piece of bread.The Ruby Tuesday crouton is the greatest accomplishment of the modern era don't @ mepic.twitter.com/aGtCAYhmvo
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@djs144 it’s called use your damn fingers - 1 more reply
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Spork
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Do you think the Mars evidence today was from Elon's car?
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Brims is a great word
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Will our technology ever move past the umbrella for repelling rain?
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Like why do people believe FOX news.
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And unsolved frontiers in science.
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Sometimes you have to change the question: "Would you pass the chopsticks, please?"
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Really!
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