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If you portrayed an inanimate object in your elementary school play, I wonder how much it sealed your destiny. #AmIATree

I've never witnessed Angels licking their own balls and sniffing each other's butts, so I must reserve judgment until then.https://twitter.com/duncantrussell/status/865495043921985536 …

Me too! I forgot that one. But lately, the carts have at least one crazy wheel, forcing collisions with shelves.https://twitter.com/ninosidari/status/865234494122598401 …

I commonly wear neckties and vests with cosmic stuff on it, like space-quilts on a kid’s bed. #ExpressionsOfImmaturity

I’ll choose a scoop of ice-cream over almost any fancy dessert on a Restaurant Menu. #ExpressionsOfImmaturity

In the shower, I squeeze the little soaps to see how far they will fly out of my hand. #ExpressionsOfImmaturity

Approximately half the time I shake someone's hand, I think of thumb-wrestling them. #ExpressionsOfImmaturity

I can fall asleep practically anywhere, and in any position. #ExpressionsOfImmaturity

I'm perfectly content eating Hot Dogs & Potato Chips for dinner. #ExpressionsOfImmaturity

I commonly laugh loudly around other Adults who are not. #ExpressionsOfImmaturity

Love Malted Milkshakes with bendy straws. And for the last drops, my straw's making suction-sounds. #ExpressionsOfImmaturity

I occasionally long for someone to read "Good Night Moon" to me as I fall asleep. #ExpressionsOfImmaturity

During gentle snowfalls, I try to catch Snowflakes on my tongue, but only the big, clumpy ones. #ExpressionsOfImmaturity

I occasionally free-swivel 360 degrees in those oversized chairs during important Board Meetings. #ExpressionsOfImmaturity

I'd rather attend a Party than host one. #ExpressionsOfImmaturity

I've argued with people 1/4 my age about the actual mass of Mjolnir, Thor's Hammer. #ExpressionsOfImmaturity

I feel strongly that BB-8 is waaaay cuter than R2-D2. #ExpressionsOfImmaturity

I order Hot Chocolate (with whipped cream) instead of Coffee at places where both are served. #ExpressionsOfImmaturity