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will eventually grow up and get a real job. Until then, will keep making things up and writing them down.

a bit all over the place
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    Neil Gaiman‏Verified account @neilhimself 14 Feb 2018

    A few more motivational posters from the walls of Hell. #GoodOmenspic.twitter.com/ShA5saE7ke

    5:19 AM - 14 Feb 2018
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      2. J D Burroughs (DocGarby)‏ @_JDBurroughs_ 14 Feb 2018
        Replying to @neilhimself

        "Wall licking" has tones of "window licking". Could cause some offence, FYI.

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      3. Neil Gaiman‏Verified account @neilhimself 14 Feb 2018
        Replying to @_JDBurroughs_

        How? Please explain, because I think that a sign telling you not to lick the walls, posted on old abbatoir walls, is not offensive.

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      2. Lanika‏ @lanika 14 Feb 2018
        Replying to @neilhimself

        Gaaaah! Corporate use of Comic Sans! That's EVIL, mister!

        4 replies 8 retweets 106 likes
      3. Lanika‏ @lanika 14 Feb 2018
        Replying to @lanika @neilhimself

        Is that... Arial Black too? Neil! What have you done????

        2 replies 3 retweets 52 likes
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      1. HaveCameraWillTravel‏ @RuthB63 14 Feb 2018
        Replying to @neilhimself

        I need those signs for the shop I am taking over...

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      1. Archangel Loki‏ @ArchangelL0ki 14 Feb 2018
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        But I WANT to lick the walls! (And don't forget the frozen door to door salesmen!)

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      1. Dr.Stony (' ಠ~ಠ)~ ✨‏ @ironmei_ 14 Feb 2018
        Replying to @neilhimself

        of course there's comic sans in hell. beautiful

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      1. Kat Strue‏ @KatStrue 14 Feb 2018
        Replying to @neilhimself

        But the walls looks so delicious 😛😛😛

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      1. Craig G‏ @derbadian 14 Feb 2018
        Replying to @neilhimself

        Perfect! Hell would definitely use comic sans!

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      1. Annie‏ @annf1011 14 Feb 2018
        Replying to @neilhimself

        Please tell me you are going to do posters/prints of these. They would go well in my office 🙏🤞

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