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Neil Gaiman
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will eventually grow up and get a real job. Until then, he will keep making things up and writing them down.

a bit all over the place
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    Neil Gaiman‏Verified account @neilhimself 26 Feb 2020

    Neil Gaiman Retweeted Allison Epstein

    There was a Hot Pockets Heiress in the darkness, and she held a knife.https://twitter.com/rapscallison/status/1232394716072808448 …

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    Allison Epstein @rapscallison
    Challenge: take the first line of a famous novel but replace one of the nouns with "Hot Pockets heiress." I'll go first: "You better not never tell nobody but the Hot Pockets heiress." https://twitter.com/FuckboisOfLit/status/1232389828827729920 …
    6:51 PM - 26 Feb 2020
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    • Patrick Sears Eugene Jehl Jr. Jes Tessa Thornberry Eric Stahmer (He/Him) Ellen Kushner the Writer Toni The Third Sarah Krzanik 💙 Dr. Amajimbo 🇰🇪
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      1. Aaron Hemlock‏ @ArcaneVoid 26 Feb 2020
        Replying to @neilhimself

        She only wanted half a hot pocket.

        0 replies 0 retweets 2 likes
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      1. Dr. Nickie Wild #BLM #FannibalFamily‏ @DocNickie 26 Feb 2020
        Replying to @neilhimself

        Call me the Hot Pockets Heiress.

        0 replies 0 retweets 16 likes
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      1. Dan Gentry‏ @dangentry 26 Feb 2020
        Replying to @neilhimself

        The sky was the color of a freshly microwaved Hot Pocket. @GreatDismal

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      2. Ethan M. Aldridge‏ @EthanMAldridge 26 Feb 2020
        Replying to @neilhimself

        There was a girl called Hot Pockets Heiress, and she almost deserved it.

        1 reply 0 retweets 35 likes
      3. Rhonda Nagler‏ @nagler_rhonda 26 Feb 2020
        Replying to @EthanMAldridge @neilhimself

        Eustace! One of my favorite beginning lines EVER.

        0 replies 0 retweets 6 likes
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      1. =rand()‏ @misterbeerister 26 Feb 2020
        Replying to @neilhimself

        CC:@Namelesstwitt

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      2. 玩 Atheism: The Original Not-For-Prophet 具‏ @Anachrontopian 26 Feb 2020
        Replying to @neilhimself

        The Hot-Pocket Heiress fled across the desert, and the gunslinger followed.

        11 replies 62 retweets 470 likes
      3. Rob needs sci-fi  🚀‏ @daltonator 26 Feb 2020
        Replying to @Anachrontopian @neilhimself

        Childe Roland to the Microwave came

        1 reply 0 retweets 38 likes
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      2. Kino Cassidy‏ @KinoCPT 26 Feb 2020
        Replying to @neilhimself

        “It is a truth universally acknowledged, that a single man in possession of a good fortune, must be in want of a Hot Pockets heiress.”

        4 replies 7 retweets 76 likes
      3. skylion‏ @theskylion 26 Feb 2020
        Replying to @KinoCPT @neilhimself

        Ah, you beat me by like 35 seconds!

        0 replies 0 retweets 7 likes
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