She only wanted half a hot pocket.
-
-
Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
-
-
-
Call me the Hot Pockets Heiress.
Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
-
-
-
The sky was the color of a freshly microwaved Hot Pocket.
@GreatDismalThanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
-
-
-
There was a girl called Hot Pockets Heiress, and she almost deserved it.
-
Eustace! One of my favorite beginning lines EVER.
End of conversation
New conversation -
-
-
Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
-
-
-
The Hot-Pocket Heiress fled across the desert, and the gunslinger followed.
-
Childe Roland to the Microwave came
- Show replies
New conversation -
-
-
“It is a truth universally acknowledged, that a single man in possession of a good fortune, must be in want of a Hot Pockets heiress.”
-
Ah, you beat me by like 35 seconds!
End of conversation
New conversation -
Loading seems to be taking a while.
Twitter may be over capacity or experiencing a momentary hiccup. Try again or visit Twitter Status for more information.