A friend of mine once sent a pizza delivery guy to a funeral.
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God I hope someone does that for me :( Marguerita with black olives and anchovies please.
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...And to top it off, they knew fine well who to first suspect - Were you by any chance, the most likely suspect amongst their friends & family, by far? ;) :)
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You would have to ask
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One time I sent a sad mime to sit outside my friend’s glass wall office and just stare at her.
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How do you two still have friends?!?
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I want my tombstone to have an embedded LCD display that will cycle through all the worst kinds of puns. And a statue of an angel facepalming for all eternity.
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I read this to my son due to his love of puns. His response: "If I did that, I'd be in grave danger."
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I appreciate the way his mind works. Please tell him that with an attitude like that, he can really put fun back in funerals.
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I'd have been silently dreading the "Does anyone have reasons this couple should not be married?" - if the clown honked his horn, that would have done me.
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Legit the only reason I considered marriage, as an adult, was getting a friend to stand up just then and yell "IT'S A TRICK, GET AN AXE." Well, that and playing the Legend of Zelda theme during the procession.
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Life is full of victories - you just have to reach out and snatch them.
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I want someone to dress as an old timey grim reaper and remain silent at the back of my funeral, far from anyone, moving only to point at a random person and note a name down in a dusty leather book.
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Well, know I know what instructions leave for my funeral.
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Yesterday me and some actors were talking about getting each other to be death at our funerals dependent on who dies when of course
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When more than one turns up they can do this
pic.twitter.com/rzPI5npE5I
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I’ve told my kids that, when I die, I want the mourners at my funeral to sing “If you’re Happy and you know it clap your hands” complete with actions. Is that wrong?
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Because of ... reasons ... at the funeral of an old and excellent pal, 100-odd of us sang “It’s A Long Way To Tipperary” in a German accent. It was great. Fred would have been delighted.
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At a friend's wake I played "I'll be mellow when I'm dead" by
@alyankovic. (With intro by Doctor Demento.) My daughter suggested it.
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