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CFO , dad, husband, proud San Franciscan, Giants fan, chocolate chip cookie connoisseur. He / him

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  1. Pinned Tweet
    24 Jul 2018

    1 - Segal cookie recipe... bowl of: 2 1/4 cups of flour, 1 teaspoon baking soda; beat in with handheld in order: 1 cup of room temp butter (don’t melt), 1/2 cup white sugar, 1 cup brown sugar, 2 teaspoons vanilla extract, 2 room temp eggs, 3 cups @nestletollehouse semisweet.

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  2. Retweeted
    May 2

    We have filed our Q1 2022 10Q with the SEC:

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  3. Apr 28

    Here’s our Q1 Earnings Release:

    Twitter’s Q1'22 results are now available. Read about it here:
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    Apr 25

    Twitter has a purpose and relevance that impacts the entire world. Deeply proud of our teams and inspired by the work that has never been more important.

    The Twitter Board has reached an agreement with
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    Apr 25

    The Twitter Board has reached an agreement with

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    Apr 22

    We want creators to get paid in the way that works best for them, which is why we are excited to partner with to offer crypto payouts for our monetization products. Creators can now get paid out in USDC for money earned with & Ticketed 💰💰💰

    . content creators will be able to receive payments in USDC through ’s new initiative with . By
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  7. Apr 21

    Thrilled to kick off our first data exchange partnership on AWS Marketplace!

    We’ve teamed up with AWS Data Exchange! 📊 Tap into the global conversation around ! Powered by the TwitterAPI, we’re launching a curated crypto dataset, which is currently available on AWS Data Exchange. Get started
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  8. Retweeted
    Apr 12

    1/ Today, I’m excited to share that Twitter has acquired , a mobile platform that helps make apps more engaging through device-side control of push notifications.

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  9. Retweeted
    Apr 10

    Elon has decided not to join our board. I sent a brief note to the company, sharing with you all here.

    Elon Musk decided not to join the Twitter Board. We were excited by the opportunity to collaborate and clear about the risks. We believed the best path forward was having Elon as a fiduciary of Twitter where he, like all board members, must act in the best interests of our company and our shareholders. The board offered him a seat (contingent on a background check and formal acceptance). The effective date was 4/9, but the same day Elon shared that he will no longer be joining. I believe this is for the best. We will always value input from shareholders and remain open to his. Our goals and priorities are unchanged. Let's tune out the noise and stay focused on what we’re building.
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  10. Apr 8

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  11. Apr 7

    So 2022 baseball starts in 15 hours and 15 minutes!

    13 replies . 1 retweet 57 likes
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    Apr 7

    Mark your calendar for April 28, 2022! will report Q1'22 earnings results - before the market opens. You can find more details here:

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  13. Apr 6

    We got a fast car. Come follow on !

    JUST IN: F1 and Twitter have announced they are expanding their content partnership to further amplify the sport’s digital coverage. In 2021 alone, there were over 71M tweets on the platform pertaining to F1 — a 64% increase from 2020.
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  14. Apr 5

    800,000,000 tweets about gaming. Just in Q1!!! Details from Rishi below.

    So in other Twitter-related news: With nearly 800M Tweets in Q1’22, the gaming conversation on Twitter is bigger than ever🔥👏🏽🥳! Here are our Q1’22 Gaming insights 🧵, starting off with some of the biggest gaming moments from last quarter. Follow along below to learn more👇🏽
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    Apr 5

    I’m really happy Elon is joining the Twitter board! He cares deeply about our world and Twitter’s role in it. Parag and Elon both lead with their hearts, and they will be an incredible team.

    I’m excited to share that we’re appointing to our board! Through conversations with Elon in recent weeks, it became clear to us that he would bring great value to our Board.
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    Apr 5
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    Looking forward to working with Parag & Twitter board to make significant improvements to Twitter in coming months!

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    Apr 5

    I’m excited to share that we’re appointing to our board! Through conversations with Elon in recent weeks, it became clear to us that he would bring great value to our Board.

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    Apr 4

    🗞 hot off the press – and are now available for ad-free reading via Twitter Blue! other new additions: , , , find the whole list here 👉

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  19. Apr 3

    If you go to , after you have the curry chicken, get the skillet cookie. But don’t share it.

    5 replies . 1 retweet 49 likes
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  20. Apr 3

    More of this. 👏🏻 🙏🏻👏🏻 Thank you Dick, stay safe and share more on so we can learn from your efforts.

    Well, yelling at the television isn't helping much, so i'm heading to Krakow and then the border to roll up my sleeves, help with the horrific refugee crisis there, & get a better handle on what more can be done to assist the millions of people who've been forced from their homes
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  21. Apr 2

    There was no cold vermicelli noodle bowl on menu in the 90’s but I’m relieved there’s still a brownie sundae!

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