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@necrotelicom

Caftan Wearing Thought Leader. Emotional Support Extrovert. Telecom Weirdo. Sci-fi fan. Cat person. Dancer. Gluten Free 4 Lyfe. Princess. She/her.

Portland, OR
Vrijeme pridruživanja: rujan 2008.

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    Aha! Finally! My FAVORITE dance scene!

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    Today’s pure content: the promo shoot for Aliens featuring Jones the cat.

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    TUESDAY. Every day we confront the wanton dipshittery around us is a day we can declare victory. So once more we lock arms, widen our stances, and face down a stampeding hell parade of rampant cuckoo bananapants in an effort to win the day. HOLD BACK THE HORSESHIT HORDE, FRANDOS

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    The only buddy movie I want to see right now.

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    8. svi 2019.

    Next time you feel like engaging in unhealthy coping mechanisms, remember that Mental Health Marge is out there

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    3. velj

    What does your theory miss? I shall begin reverse-alphabetically.

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    Remember how in Terminator time travel dude had to explain terminators to Sarah so she would get it the fuck together and not get them killed? That's what it's like trying to explain to some people what the GOP really is.

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    Gender roles are fake. I’m perfectly willing to cook and be a woman’s emotional support provided that she defends our island home by singing on the rocks and luring approaching sailors to a watery death.

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    someone once asked “what if we locked people who hate each other in a room and only fed them guitars, pianos, and cocaine” and fleetwood mac was like first of all fuck yes

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    3. velj

    Mild weather for the next week or so before the cold and snow come again, white as an army of ghosts wielding nightmares like sabers. Keep watch, though there is nothing you can do to stop this.

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    2. velj

    The fact that it's *Gilligan's* Island is quite subversive. The island takes its identity precisely from the inhabitant without authority or financial, intellectual, or erotic capital.

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    6. Halmahera boobook (Ninox hypogramma) Hal has been online for too long. There are many things Hal wishes he could unsee.

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    If anyone knows of a lawyer that could help out - this is an awful situation.

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  15. This fluffy beast just tried to put her head in my mouth when I yawned. Personal space? Sylvie's never heard of it!

    Sylvie, a long haired black & white cat, stares resolutely into the camera.
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    20. lip 2019.

    when the hairdresser does your curls with the flat iron instead of the wand

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    it's okay to dress like a librarian. it's okay to wear over-sized sweaters and have hair that poofs out in the rain. it's okay to put on your glasses and pin up your hair *before* kissing someone. wear the cardigan you wish to see in the world.

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    29. sij

    My wife and I never baby talk to our kids. We speak to them using pheromones and a complicated series of clicks and hisses. My boy is 6 and he can already adhere to any vertical surface. My daughter is three and is capable of delivering 110 mg of venom per bite.

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    Love this black on black, no-makeup look. It says: as soon as man is born, he begins to die.

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  21. Missing home tonight...

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