Andrew Petrov

@NearDream

IT-specialist

Moscow, Russia
Joined June 2009
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  1. Jun 5

    Всем привет! / / Как многие из вас уже знают, в сентябре 2017 года пройдут выборы в советы депутатов прак..

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    May 21

    Нахожусь на детской площадке. Второклассники транслируют свою прогулку в перископ.

    7 replies 38 retweets 86 likes
  3. May 12

    Какая интересная статья Прямо для

    3 retweets 5 likes
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    Apr 27

    Если ты смелый, ловкий и умелый, значит сейчас дедлайн

    4 replies 649 retweets 1,590 likes
  5. Apr 23

    На конгрессе :)

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    Apr 8

    59% of Russians have a cat - the most anywhere in the world! Pictured: Russian exceptionalist Dugin, with a cat

    10 replies 89 retweets 99 likes
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    Apr 1

    My wife left me this note the other day. I suppose I failed at explaining what it is I do for a living. 😆

    41 replies 1,447 retweets 2,466 likes
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    Mar 24

    208 replies 16,070 retweets 25,150 likes
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    Mar 24

    Вот это я понимаю - уличный автомат напитков! А то "чай, кока кола"

    9 replies 125 retweets 241 likes
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    Mar 16

    Troubleshooting your Java EE Applications

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    Mar 8

    Waterfall iteration plan: 0% 20% 40% 50% 60% 70% 80% 85% 90% 92% 94% 95% 96% 96.5% 97% fuck. we forgot about that 50% 60% 70% 80%

    14 replies 459 retweets 539 likes
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    Feb 21

    Hello, my name is David. I would fail to write bubble sort on a whiteboard. I look code up on the internet all the time. I don't do riddles.

    338 replies 7,061 retweets 13,488 likes
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    Feb 21

    Hello my name is Jon, I'm the Android lead at Phunware. I can't read an input stream without copying and pasting code from stack overflow.

    Hello my name is Mike, I'm a GDE and lead at NY Times, I don't know what np complete means. Should I?
    11 replies 281 retweets 825 likes
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    Feb 26

    Hello, my name is Tim. I'm a lead at Google with over 30 years coding experience and I need to look up how to get length of a python string.

    Hi ,my name is Lukas. I've been writing Objective-C code for nearly 8 years and I still have to google the objc block syntax
    117 replies 2,418 retweets 4,644 likes
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    Feb 22

    Товарооборот увеличивается, а водителей не хватает. Боятся, что не смогут выполнить долг - доставить вовремя. Параллельный мир Почты России.

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    Feb 22

    Из-за распоясавшейся интернет-торговли, самый крупный оператор курьерской доставки Ямато подумывает ограничить приём товаров на доставку

    1 reply 2 retweets
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    Feb 16

    I miss the old days when documentation was upfront about serious things.

    1 reply 1 retweet 15 likes
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    Feb 11

    Некуда бежать

    10 retweets 47 likes
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    Feb 2

    В интернете найден самый счастливый человек в мире.

    9 replies 683 retweets 1,351 likes

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