I appreciate your creativity, but from UX perspective this is terrible. Think of UI as a conversation. It's like an interlocutor avoiding a topic you want to discuss. Classical "I want to do..." "You can't, because..." is much more straightforward.
I feel relieved then :) But be careful, because some people may not know it and take this idea as a useful one. E.g. dribbble is full of beautiful but unusable ideas.